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Harry Potter Fics
Legally Ginger (WIP) When Ron Weasley's college girlfriend declines his proposal because he doesn't meet her standard for future husband, he decides comes up with a plan to let her see him in a new light.
Tense (One-shot) Today, there was a completely new kind of tension and it made no sense. A little Ron/Hermione interaction set in the summer before HBP.
Looking Out (One-shot) Harry Potter is always going to look out for his best friends - even if it means an awkward conversation or two.
Never in a Million Years (One-shot) "But never in a million years had he suspected that they might be tempted to act on them."
Harry observes the changes in the Ron and Hermione's relationship - and how it affects his own friendship with each of them. Written prior to HBP's publish date
Four Times Hermione Felt Guilty About Kissing Ron and One Time She Didn't At All (Complete, 2 chapters) βWell, just in case, let me state that I fancy you and I was asking you out and it was a date." Five vignettes about Hermione and Ron kissing under morally dubious circumstances set during Half Blood Prince.
Cost Nothing (One-shot) "Compliments cost nothing, yet many pay dear for them." Thomas Fuller. When Harry and Ginny point out a shortcoming of Hermione's, she turns to Ron to set the record straight.
Grin (One-shot) "Well, she said that she was pleased for me." Hermione's actual reaction to Ron informing her that he was the new Keeper in Order of the Phoenix.
Living Legend (One-shot) During a night out with friends, Harry is confronted head on with his legacy as The Boy Who Blocks.
The Art of Christmas Tree Selection (One-shot) On holiday at Hermione's house, Ron is faced with one the scariest prospects of his young life: a talk with Mr. Granger. Written prior to HBP and AU after OOTP
The Art of Segue (One-shot) A sequel to The Art of Christmas Tree Selection; in which Mr. Granger faces one of the scariest prospects of fatherhood: a talk with his daughter's long time boyfriend.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
I Think I Maybe Think Too Much (One-shot) Amy plans on playing coy when she sees him but when she walks into work, Jake is sitting at her desk and he looks wrecked.
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Movie premises you can expect to see within the next 10 years:
Guy breaks both his arms and gets jacked off by his mom
Guy who thinks he has a mysterious stalker leaving postit notes around his house but he actually had a carbon monoxide leak and was leaving them himself
One man's quest to remove a small cylinder from a Mini M&Ms tube full of butter and mashed banana (the cylinder must remain unharmed)
season 3 opens. baran al-hashimi is in a coma from the car crash she was in on her way home after season 2. victoria javadi comes down alongside caleb jefferson for a psych consult. he asks her three question and she answers all of them wrong. trinity santos suspects all her patients are abuse victims and is proven wrong every single time. mel and trinity communicate perfectly without a single misunderstanding. dennis whitaker is a senior resident for some reason. perlah and princess, it's explained in one line by james ogilvie who's the new ed intern, both quit. jack abbot is in every single episode because they needed a second attending for the shift after baran fell into that pesky coma. in the last episode he changes into his streetwear. he's wearing a blue lives matter shirt. frank langdon accidentally shuts down pittsburgh's electrical grid because he was trying to turn down the lights for an autistic patient. cassie mckay's every line starts with, "my son." parker ellis spends the whole season looking directly into the camera and explaining what characters really meant when they said that thing and don't worry, they all love each other.
we need to start doing langdonmel fic trope role reversals. langdon gets his shit wrecked by an aggressive patient and needs someone to take care of him and mel is jealous about langdonβs new girlfriend who sucks and clearly isnβt right for him
Congrats on your milestone! Iβm firmly in the mindset that Mel and Frank would never βwedding planβ; they would just get married. Would love to see your take on it if you feel so moved!
mature | established relationship | 1.1k words
cw: some sexual content, melpregnancy and frank being over the moon about it. this is kind of a spiritual successor to this ask.
Frank asked her at least once a day if she was sure. Mel always, always told him that she was.
βBut you donβt want a big wedding? The ceremony, the reception, the white dress? All of it?β He always looked so concerned when he asked her, wanting more than anything to give Mel what she wanted. For that, Mel loved him.
βIβm sure,β she always said whenever he asked.
Mel had never given much thought to wedding planning. Well, she didnβt give much thought to it after both her parents were gone. In the months leading up to her motherβs death, they talked about Melβs hypothetical wedding quite a bit. The conversation always ended the same way, though: βMel, you can have the most beautiful wedding in the world, and it would be lovely. What I really hope you have is a good marriage.β
Those words always stuck with Mel, lingering in the back of her mind even after sheβd given up on romance. Sure, she would sometimes fantasize about what her wedding might look like, if she ever met someone she wanted to spend the rest of her life with. It was always vague imaginings: pretty white dress, good food, quiet music, dancing. It was like even in her fantasies, she wouldnβt let herself fully think about it.
Now she had Frank, and now they were getting married. And even now, Mel still couldn't quite imagine the big wedding that took months and months to plan. What she really wanted was to be married.
They were laying in bed, lounging with their arms wrapped around each other. Frank murmured the question against her temple, playing with the ends of her hair. Mel twisted in his arms a little, tilting her head back to look up at him.
βIs that the kind of wedding you want?β she asked. She knew that his first wedding had been the big one, with the large wedding party and the multiple days of events leading up to it. When Mel and Frank got engaged, Abby fully admitted to Mel that she and her mother had done most of the planning for their wedding. Frank just nodded his head and said yes for the most part. Abby still thought it was funny. Mel didnβt.
Frank paused, like he was surprised Mel asked. He was quiet for a long time, wrapping the ends of Melβs hair around his index finger. He pulled her close again, pressing his lips to her forehead. Mel slid her hand over his chest, curling her fingers into his shirt.
βI just want to be married to you,β Frank finally said. βI know how that sounds, butβ¦ I just want that. However we get there.β
βI want that, too.β Mel said. She kissed his chin and pulled back to see him smiling up at her. βI think we might be overcomplicating this a little. We can justβ¦ get married.β
Frank ducked his head, looking her in the eye. He studied her for another long, quiet moment. βI just donβt want you to regret something small. We could plan something, get it done in a few weeks.β
Mel pushed herself up, kissing his cheek now. βI really donβt think we need too much. We could have the kids and Becca and your family and do something small.β Frankβs family was big and loud and lovely, and they were absolutely going to be present no matter what the plan was.
βBesides.β Mel slid her hand over her belly. βI donβt want to do anything that takes too long to plan, anyway. Whatever we come up with, I want to be able to enjoy it.β
A beautiful smile lit up Frankβs face, and his hand covered Melβs on her belly. They found out Mel was pregnant last week and had it officially confirmed over at Presby two days ago. They hadnβt told anyone yet, not only because it was too soon, but also because they just wanted to sit with the news for a while. It was an unexpected but very welcome surprise. Frank was convinced it happened the night they got engaged. Mel kept insisting there was no way to be sureβthey had a fairly active sex lifeβbut she had to admit it was a very romantic notion.
βI have an idea,β Frank said. He rolled Mel to her back and slowly stripped her tank top off of her, leaning down to press his lips to her neck. Melβs thighs parted, allowing Frank to settle between them, pressing against her. She let out a breathy moan, arching beneath him, and tugged at his t-shirt.
Mel got distracted by kissing him then, running her fingers through his hair while she wrapped a leg around his hip to rock against him. He ground down against her, tangling his hand in her hair to tilt her head back. As his lips moved down her neck, Mel remembered they had been in the middle of a conversation.
βAre you going to tell me your idea?β Mel asked on a gasp as his big hand came up to cup her breast.
Frank grinned at her.
That weekend, with only their families present, Mel and Frank got married at City Hall.
Mel wore a pretty lacey white dress. She got the flowers, courtesy of Frankβs sister. Penny wore a lavender dress that matched Beccaβs. Their vows were simple and heartfelt, promising to love each other and understand each other and support one another. Their families cheered as Mel and Frank said βI doβ and kissed, linking their lives and their families together.
Frankβs parents insisted on doing a dinner at their house, catered by their favorite Italian restaurant. They strung up white lights in the backyard and played quiet music on a bluetooth speaker so people could dance on the deck.
Later that night, Mel was wrapped in Frankβs arms as they swayed in a slow circle. He held her close and Mel buried her face against his chest, forehead brushing against the bare skin revealed by the open buttons of his shirt. He had long since abandoned his suit jacket and tie and had undone the first few buttons on his shirt. Mel thought the look really worked for him.
βIβm your husband,β Frank said, sounding delighted and a little surprised. Heβd said it multiple times since leaving City Hall. The first time he said it was when he pressed her against the car, whispering it against her lips as he kissed her deeply.
Mel looked up at him, beaming. βAnd Iβm your wife.β
Grinning, Frank ducked his head down to kiss her. βIs this everything that you wanted?β he asked. He glanced around, looking somehow both embarrassed and affectionate as he watched his family dance around them.
Mel got the white dress and the pretty flowers and the soft music. She got married with her family there. She found someone she loved deeply and who loved her in return. Mel knew that not only did she have a wonderful wedding, as small and unconventional as it was, but now she was going to have a beautiful marriage.
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"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)
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i ACTUALLY do want to see some med student or intern flirt very inappropriately with Langdon and mel is so pissed about it that she is actually straight up being mean to the student like straight up a BITCH and everyone is so confused like ??????? Why is mel being mean Iβve never seen her be mean in her life ????????????? but sheβs just a complete fucking asshole. I am very interested in seeing that. Thanks.