more splendid than ever

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

i'm legit curious pls reblog this and put in the tags what your first band t shirt or merch was

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone