Get thee to a library

what would The Thief do 🤔

HELLO TUMBLR! As you know, my author copies arrived, and I want to celebrate. I am giving away TWO signed copies of BELLE RÉVOLTE, my standalone fantasy about two girls who swap places to study magic. To enter, just reblog this with the name of the book with your favorite type of magic before noon CST on 1/17/2020. This is open internationally.

i finished The Sea of Monsters the other day and woo!!! such a good book!!! 

“𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦,“ 𝘪 𝘴𝘢𝘺. “𝘧𝘭𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘵, 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵.” 

So I made some Goblin Emperor memes…

[ID: a series of pictures. The first is of a man, labelled “Maia”, holding hands with an annoyed woman, labelled “The entire Untheileneise Court”; he is looking away from her to eye up another woman, labelled “Being nice to servants”. 

The second is of a man in an office, labelled “Csevet”, with a caption that reads “If you could not bother the emperor with every tiny thing that would be great”

The third is of a cartoon man labelled “Maia” with his hand outstretched towards a butterfly, which is labelled “Anyone who is remotely pleasant to him”. Along the base of the picture, it says “Is this a friend forever?”

The fourth is of Boromir from The Lord of the Rings, captioned as saying “The Emperor does not simply dress himself”.

The fifth is a sequence of two images; in the first, a man labelled as “Setheris” has just shot a man labelled “his own relationship with Maia”, and in the second the man labelled as “Setheris” is now looking at the camera and the caption says “Why would the Emperor do this to me”

The sixth is an image of Rosa from Brooklyn 99, holding a puppy. Rosa is labelled as “Cala, Beshelar, Csevet”, and the words underneath her say “I’ve only known Maia for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”