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round 1 poll 23: Junie B. Jones vs Irene, Queen of Attolia from the Queen's Thief series
Who is the bigger kidlit queen?
Junie B. Jones
Irene
Propaganda under the cut
UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; FINALS.
Eugenides (The Queen's Thief) vs. Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
Eugenides
Lemony Snicket
Eugenides Propaganda:
the entire plot hinges on a detail he lets the reader (and every other character) assume is true. I don't want to spoil it because it's a really fun reveal but he is lying from the first second he appears on the page and you can't trust him to tell the full truth about ANYTHING related to himself and his goals. he mostly does it to keep his advantage and not have other characters be suspicious of him but it's just so fun when you realise he's been lying the whole time
Lemony Snicket Propaganda:
(I would like to preface this by saying that Lemony Snicket is the author's pen name, not a real person, and he exists as a character in-universe as well as being the one in-universe who writes the books!) I'd say he's unreliable because he spent time collecting information about the Baudelaire kids and then... wrote books about it. He has no idea what any of their dialogue actually was, what they were thinking, or even the whole plot, he's just doing research into the incidents and then filling in the gaps to make it a story. What ACTUALLY happened to the Baudelaires? Nobody really knows for sure
While the Baudelaire siblings are in potentially life threatening danger, he will randomly start talking about his own life and just leave the siblings hanging. For example, once Count Olaf was threatening to kill Violet, and then Lemony randomly began talking about how he met the love of his life at a costume party. This man CANNOT stay on topic. Usually when a new character is introduced, Lemony tells us right at the start that they’re either going to die or that the Baudelaire siblings will never see them again. Foreshadowing is not subtle in these books. CONSTANTLY emphasizes how miserable he feels while writing these books. At one point he admits that he had to put his pencil down and go cry for a while because of how sad it made him. Once he filled an entire page with nothing but the word “ever” to emphasize how dangerous it is to put forks in electrical outlets. He also repeated a paragraph about deja vu later on in the book to give the reader deja vu.
UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; FINALS.
Eugenides (The Queen's Thief) vs. Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
Eugenides
Lemony Snicket
Eugenides Propaganda:
the entire plot hinges on a detail he lets the reader (and every other character) assume is true. I don't want to spoil it because it's a really fun reveal but he is lying from the first second he appears on the page and you can't trust him to tell the full truth about ANYTHING related to himself and his goals. he mostly does it to keep his advantage and not have other characters be suspicious of him but it's just so fun when you realise he's been lying the whole time
Lemony Snicket Propaganda:
(I would like to preface this by saying that Lemony Snicket is the author's pen name, not a real person, and he exists as a character in-universe as well as being the one in-universe who writes the books!) I'd say he's unreliable because he spent time collecting information about the Baudelaire kids and then... wrote books about it. He has no idea what any of their dialogue actually was, what they were thinking, or even the whole plot, he's just doing research into the incidents and then filling in the gaps to make it a story. What ACTUALLY happened to the Baudelaires? Nobody really knows for sure
While the Baudelaire siblings are in potentially life threatening danger, he will randomly start talking about his own life and just leave the siblings hanging. For example, once Count Olaf was threatening to kill Violet, and then Lemony randomly began talking about how he met the love of his life at a costume party. This man CANNOT stay on topic. Usually when a new character is introduced, Lemony tells us right at the start that they’re either going to die or that the Baudelaire siblings will never see them again. Foreshadowing is not subtle in these books. CONSTANTLY emphasizes how miserable he feels while writing these books. At one point he admits that he had to put his pencil down and go cry for a while because of how sad it made him. Once he filled an entire page with nothing but the word “ever” to emphasize how dangerous it is to put forks in electrical outlets. He also repeated a paragraph about deja vu later on in the book to give the reader deja vu.
QUEEN’S THIEF NATION LETS GOOOOOOOO
UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; SIDE C
Harrowhark (The Locked Tomb) vs. Eugenides (The Queen's Thief)
Harrowhark
Eugendies
*NOTE; propaganda is out of order due to poll length!
Eugenides Propaganda:
the entire plot hinges on a detail he lets the reader (and every other character) assume is true. I don't want to spoil it because it's a really fun reveal but he is lying from the first second he appears on the page and you can't trust him to tell the full truth about ANYTHING related to himself and his goals. he mostly does it to keep his advantage and not have other characters be suspicious of him but it's just so fun when you realise he's been lying the whole time
Harrowhark Propaganda:
She gave herself a lobotomy and gives completely incorrect flashbacks to the previous book. Things that straight up did not happen. Gaslight gatekeep girlboss.
She’s schizophrenic (confirmed by the author) and also lives in a world with necromancy and ghostly revenants. She’s not just an unreliable narrator for readers, she’s an unreliable narrator of her own internal experience. She knows this and has to work with people around her to compensate for it. Descent into spoilerville below. Seriously Do Not Read if you want to read these books. There’s also the little matter about how she is *not actually the narrator* of a huge chunk of the story that we are initially led to believe is being told from her perspective.
(Spoilers) Holy shit she is THE most unreliable narrator. This gremlin gave herself a lobotomy so that she could forget about Gideon Nav, the most important person in her life (for magic soul-preserving reasons) so half of the second book in the series is spent gaslighting the reader about a book they just read. She comes up with an entire alternate version of the events of the first book in the series to carefully exclude any mentions of Gideon, and any time someone says ‘Gideon’ in front of her she LITERALLY has a stroke and/or an intercranial hemorrhage as her brain overwrites the word with someone else’s name. God occasionally intentionally triggers her memory revision to get out of difficult conversations. She also hallucinates ALL the time (unrelated to the lobotomy). She shows up at her frenemy’s room in the middle of the night (think little kid stumbling to their parents’ room and saying “I frew up”) to ask her to come check underneath her bed for the corpse that’s been wandering the space station. When frenemy checks underneath the bed, frenemy claims not to see anything, and Harrow is such an unbelievably unreliable narrator that it’s an open question in the fandom as to whether frenemy genuinely didn’t see the corpse or if frenemy was just yanking Harrow’s chain. Harrow is also haunted by a literal ghost that fucks up her already fucked up alternate history. Girlie will pick up a piece of paper and read from it the most violent and haunting piece of prose ever composed, when in reality all that’s written on the paper is the elementary school Superman S*. I am NOT joking that is a real goddamn scene. Harrow was created to win this poll. TLDR; she has brain damage and memory loss, she hallucinates, and is also haunted. * https://twitter.com/vestenet/status/1301012651145859072
Girl is so unreliable, she unreliably tells me events I was there for!!! She's retelling the previous book and I'm like "girlie, this is absolutely not how it happened". Also, she gave herself a DIY lobotomy, it has to impact your memory center I guess
She literally had a lobotomy, how can she be reliable
More Propaganda under cut!

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UNRELIABLE NARRATORS; SIDE C
Harrowhark (The Locked Tomb) vs. Eugenides (The Queen's Thief)
Harrowhark
Eugendies
*NOTE; propaganda is out of order due to poll length!
Eugenides Propaganda:
the entire plot hinges on a detail he lets the reader (and every other character) assume is true. I don't want to spoil it because it's a really fun reveal but he is lying from the first second he appears on the page and you can't trust him to tell the full truth about ANYTHING related to himself and his goals. he mostly does it to keep his advantage and not have other characters be suspicious of him but it's just so fun when you realise he's been lying the whole time
Harrowhark Propaganda:
She gave herself a lobotomy and gives completely incorrect flashbacks to the previous book. Things that straight up did not happen. Gaslight gatekeep girlboss.
She’s schizophrenic (confirmed by the author) and also lives in a world with necromancy and ghostly revenants. She’s not just an unreliable narrator for readers, she’s an unreliable narrator of her own internal experience. She knows this and has to work with people around her to compensate for it. Descent into spoilerville below. Seriously Do Not Read if you want to read these books. There’s also the little matter about how she is *not actually the narrator* of a huge chunk of the story that we are initially led to believe is being told from her perspective.
(Spoilers) Holy shit she is THE most unreliable narrator. This gremlin gave herself a lobotomy so that she could forget about Gideon Nav, the most important person in her life (for magic soul-preserving reasons) so half of the second book in the series is spent gaslighting the reader about a book they just read. She comes up with an entire alternate version of the events of the first book in the series to carefully exclude any mentions of Gideon, and any time someone says ‘Gideon’ in front of her she LITERALLY has a stroke and/or an intercranial hemorrhage as her brain overwrites the word with someone else’s name. God occasionally intentionally triggers her memory revision to get out of difficult conversations. She also hallucinates ALL the time (unrelated to the lobotomy). She shows up at her frenemy’s room in the middle of the night (think little kid stumbling to their parents’ room and saying “I frew up”) to ask her to come check underneath her bed for the corpse that’s been wandering the space station. When frenemy checks underneath the bed, frenemy claims not to see anything, and Harrow is such an unbelievably unreliable narrator that it’s an open question in the fandom as to whether frenemy genuinely didn’t see the corpse or if frenemy was just yanking Harrow’s chain. Harrow is also haunted by a literal ghost that fucks up her already fucked up alternate history. Girlie will pick up a piece of paper and read from it the most violent and haunting piece of prose ever composed, when in reality all that’s written on the paper is the elementary school Superman S*. I am NOT joking that is a real goddamn scene. Harrow was created to win this poll. TLDR; she has brain damage and memory loss, she hallucinates, and is also haunted. * https://twitter.com/vestenet/status/1301012651145859072
Girl is so unreliable, she unreliably tells me events I was there for!!! She's retelling the previous book and I'm like "girlie, this is absolutely not how it happened". Also, she gave herself a DIY lobotomy, it has to impact your memory center I guess
She literally had a lobotomy, how can she be reliable
More Propaganda under cut!
round 5: poll 4
howl's moving castle by diana wynne jones
the queen's thief by megan whalen turner
this match up is just bullying aksjdj
Round 4: Poll 8
his dark materials by phillip pullman
the queens thief by megan whalen turner
HERES HOW THE QUEENS THIEF CAN STILL WIN
sophos sounis: so now i'm starting to get all these subtle little hints from helen. like, certain magazines left on the coffee table and always hearing about how her friends are doing it.
attolia irene: well, marriage is a big commitment.
sophos: no, i'm talking about pegging.
irene: ah, well. still.
irene: wait. what magazines?
Hector: I’ve been in the Prince business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.
Pheris: Have you ever considered piracy? You’d make a wonderful Accidental Pirate King Sophos.

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Gen, dramatically: And this I will do, by hook and by crook!
Attolia: ...I believe it's "by hook or by crook."
Gen: Why only one when you can have both?
(Inspired by this post, which @thegoldenbees asked for a meme of)
We wish for everyone to know that we’ve had this post in our drafts for months. Why? Unknown.
mage-pie:
🎼 orn on and on and on…. 🎶
just a diplomat stuck dealing with a royal bra-at where are my goddamn sheep? could be aaaanywheeere just a trickster king loves his wife and stealing th-ings treats his royal throne like a printer’s chaaair
finished! submissions are open for moira’s pen content :)
Eddis: Are those my earrings your wife is wearing?
Gen: I told you– yours were garnets. Those *gestures* are rubies. And I paid for them.
Eddis: Really? Where did you get money for rubies, Gen?
Gen: Among other things, I sold your garnets.

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moira's pen spoiler policy pt. 2
sorry sorry sorry i know this is late! here's the policy:
this blog will remain spoiler free until december 13.
what does that mean?
there will be nothing posted about the content of moira's pen until december 13 (about six weeks after release). this includes original quotes and reblogged posts.
after december 13, posts will be tagged with #moiras pen spoilers (note the lack of apostrophe!), #mp spoilers, and #qt spoilers.
i will keep tagging for spoilers for several months, probably until february at the very least.
but!
i will make a post when i’ve finished the book. in case you can't tell from my scattered announcements, i don't even have a copy yet, so that will probably be no earlier than november 13.
once i’ve made that post, feel free to send in quotes, comments, or whatever through any non-public means. (that means pretty much anything except replies or @ posts. if you tag me in a spoilery post, i won’t reblog it until after the buffer period.) if you want to talk, i can respond privately to asks or messages.
any quotes relating to moira's pen that are sent in before december 13 will be processed and scheduled to post after december 13.
quotes unrelated to the content of moira's pen will be processed and posted as usual.
i’ll set a reminder to post on december 12 for anyone who wants continue avoiding spoilers. this post will be pinned to the top of the blog for reference. as always i am open to comments or suggestions!
moira's pen spoiler policy pt. 1
hi everyone! i'm still here! sliding in at the last possible second with a moira's pen spoiler policy because time got away from me.
in the past we've stayed completely spoiler-free until about six weeks after release day. this would put us at about december 13. after dec 13, spoilers would be posted but fully tagged, and we usually keep tagging spoilers for 3-4 months. this is what we did for return of the thief back in 2020.
sound good? sound terrible? let me know!
ALSO, is there consensus yet on spoiler tags? is #mp spoilers too broad? what type of apostrophe are we using? are we using the apostrophe at all??