I DO, I DO.

Some of you have never had an ounce of compassion for bisexual women coming to terms with their identity and it shows.

if you aren’t a woman who was subtly ostracized and isolated during her formative years idk how to really relate to you

*pops my throat open and starts shooting out my vertebrae like a pez dispenser*

*top voice* no i was not ‘crying’ in the ‘bathroom’ the redeye is from ‘smoking weed’. yes that is also why i ‘sound like shit’. well maybe i WOULD ‘like’ a ‘hug’ but youre gay for saying it

say what you will about white people desserts but mary ann and barbra really snapped when they invented mud and worms dessert. y'all know the one with gummy worms and crushed up oreos in pudding. beth went off at the first methodist’s annual church potluck in that depressing multipurpose room in indiana in like 1972 or something

men get peggled

getting lasik done on my third eye so i can quantum jump 

ed sheeran songs be like I love you alive girl I will show you with my body and my lips and my eyes very soon

gays rb this with ur favorite way to sit wrong in a chair