Ed

OCD? Yeah she O when she C my D

it can't be good for you to play resident evil because you find leon s kennedy attractive. isn't the game largely composed of him getting brutally killed by zombies? surely that's going to give you some scary mental associations.

watches this gif over and over and you see something imperceptible shift in my expression

you say you "hate" getting your balls smashed with a hammer yet yesterday i saw a guy say he loves it. so which is it

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

The USSR is kind of a dead wife when you think about it

they’re called succubus bc they SUCC U til u BUS