Based on a bad pun

based on ectoviolet’s hc where instead of a honeymoon, blue initially took red to alola so he could propose but after numerous failed attempts red saves the day

Modern/Age Gap/”I’m not kissing you until you’re legal” AU

A Texas gay man who sued to bring down the state’s ban on same-sex marriage has announced he will be running for state senate in 2018.

If elected, Mark Phariss would be Texas’s first openly gay state senator. 

Phariss said he was inspired to put forth his candidacy after recent election victories by Democrats in Virginia and Alabama. He also promised that he plans to be a representative to all Texans within his district—regardless of how they feel about his sexuality.

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

DO NOT GIVE MONEY TO THE RED CROSS.

www.mariafund.org goes directly to the front lines in Puerto Rico,

‼ - real name?

✺ - eye color?

✁ - hair?

☿ - zodiac sign?

☃ - tall/short?

❅ - any sports?

✈ - hobbies?

❤ - single/taken?

ツ - any pets?

☂ - favorite season?

✐ - fave types of movies?

❣ - how would it be your ideal date?

☣ - phobias?

☠ - fears?

✘ - hates?

° - ever were close to death?

♧ -….. on drugs?

♠ -…..smoked?

♦ -…..had alcohol?

❥ - sexual orientation

♚ - favorite eye color?

♛ - favorite hair color?

♪ - music you like?

✌ - favorite bands/ singers?

♒ - fave animes?

❦-.fave characters?

✿ - fave kind of clothing?

ღ - mottos?

Forever21 selling a design that ^^this young woman created without her permission. 

REBLOG this yall. 

Exportation of blacks design… #Racism

shoujo tropes: the love triangle, the Christmas party, white day/valentines day, the class trip, the class president voting, the school club arc, the sport’s/school festival arc

Hey, guys! This probably breaks my aesthetic, but I don’t care.

On top of the IMMENSE economic and human loss that Puerto Rico will face after Hurricane Irma:

Puerto Rico is about to lose power for 6 months. Yes, no electricity for six months. SIX MONTHS.

180 DAYS.

YOU KNOW THAT SONG SEASONS OF LOVE FROM RENT? YEAH, THINK OF 525,600 MINUTES CUT IN HALF.

262,800 MINUTES.

15,768,000 SECONDS. NO ACCESS TO ELECTRICITY, TELEVISION, AIR CONDITIONING, HEATING, THE INTERNET, PHONES, RADIO, NOTHING. 

PLEASE donate anything you can here. 

You can also donate to the following organizations:

Mercy Corps

OneBlood (blood donation)

UNICEF

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-