I Wonder What People Like About Me

#believewomen

you wear a collar

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

Tineco Floor ONE S3 Cordless Hardwood Wet/Dry Vacuum

Oh my god THANK you

When you fact check and it turns out even better than the original story.

on a funnier note for mike, he retired from minor league baseball with the reds looking to recruit him, Little Caesars made enough for him to BUY THE REDS.

nobody who has ever made me feel small and unwanted has possessed a heart or a life that i admired

regular doctors will be like "idk i think you might be stupid" & then specialists will be like "idk i think your doctor might be stupid"

tell me my prof didn’t upload the reading by photocopying his kindle reader page by page

dead dove do not eat in practice

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

what if you adopted a huge mutt from the pound and later you found out it was a werewolf who was staying in canid form for tax evasion purposes. and what’s more fucked up is that you already love your dog and you’ve had them for a while when you find out he’s been just some guy. what then

is that the anarky symbol?

“anarky”

I’m,,,

who tf bought arkham origins