Dobar dan, izvolite

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

mrtva žena koja je bila ZLOBNA i spavala bez ČARŠAVA ODOZGO i samo je išla na plažu kada je bilo TMURNO da se MRŠTI na talase

it is so funny to me how i started learning english on my own age 10 because the manga i was reading was turning so so so bad i went to fan content to cope with how shit it was. and 15 years later this pays off as my boss tells me i'm an essential asset in the team as the only fluent english-speaker.

practicing daily gratitude, looking after your hygiene, consciously not engaging in anything that disturbs your peace, getting some sunshine in if you can, multivitamins, cleaning up your space, enjoying life in the ways you find it enjoyable, not allowing yourself to be overloaded by what’s on social media, taking breaks, choosing yourself - some of the best ways to do justice to yourself.

praktikovanje svakodnevne zahvalnosti, vođenje računa o svojoj higijeni, svesno neučestvovanje u stvarima koje ti remete mir, upijanje malo sunca ako možeš, multivitamini, čišćenje svog prostora, uživanje u životu na načine koje smatraš prijatnim, nedozvoljavanje sebi da budeš preplavljen/a onim što je na društvenim mrežama, pravljenje pauza, biranje sebe - neki od najboljih načina da učiniš sebi ono što zaslužuješ.

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

možete da izvučete počinjanje rečenica sa „i” ili „ali” iz mojih mrtvih, hladnih šaka

got something I wanted and it didn’t fix my life. time to crave for something new

dobih nešto što sam želeo/la i nije mi popravilo život. vreme je da žudim za nečim novim

Nothing makes me angrier than the “Minimum wage jobs are intended for teenagers, of course adults can’t live off the wages, they should get real jobs.” bullshit. Not only are you pro child labor but you’re pro underpaying children for their labor? Also, there are so many teenagers out there working to survive and pay rent and support themselves and their families and these jobs are fucking brutal. Pay them what they deserve.

Ništa me ne čini ljućim/om nego lupetanje kako „Poslovi za minimalac su namenjeni tinejdžerima, naravno da odrasli ne mogu da žive od tih plata, oni treba da dobiju prave poslove.” Ne samo što si za dečiji rad nego si i za nedovoljno plaćanje dece za njihov rad? Takođe, ima toliko puno tinejdžera koji rade kako bi preživeli i plaćali kiriju i izdržavali sebe i svoju porodicu a ovi poslovi su jebeno brutalni. Plaćaj ih koliko zaslužuju.

I was forced to make and eat Mac and cheese with oysters and worms inside.

Bio/la sam nateran/a da napravim i pojedem Makarone sa sirom koje su imale ostrige i crve.

I like loosening important looking screws and bolts from various vehicles and buildings whenever I go outside.

Does this have any negative consequences?

Believe it or not, yes.

oughh i ate so much popcorn and now my stomach hurts. Why?

Why me

It probably has to do with all that popcorn.

I don't appreciate you trying to blame me for my stupidity.

my cat sits next to my chair and meows so sadly until i help her onto my lap and im like. baby i love you but i have witnessed you achieve 6ft vertical leaps onto the fridge. do NOT play with me.

moja mačka sedi pored moje stolice i mjauče tako tužno dok joj ne pomognem do mog krila i ja sam kao. bebo volim te ali svedočio/la sam tvom uspešnom skoku u vis od 6 stopa na frižider. NE igraj se sa mnom.

wearing the polka dot skirt i got recently with my black tights out to town to show the world we will not collapse just yet

nosim suknju sa tufnama koju sam dobio/la nedavno sa svojim crnim hulahopkama napolje u grad da pokažem svetu da se nećemo još uvek srušiti

Homing pigeons is when you take them in and give them a place to live.

Udomljavanje golubova je kad ih uzmeš i daš im mesto za život.

Strange but common phenomenon on the internet where someone goes “literally everyone from the moon is a child murderer” and someone is like “hey im from the moon and literally nobody i know is a child murderer most of us are nice people” and then people are like “shut up moon dweller nobody said that literally everyone from the moon kills children”

Čudan ali čest fenomen na internetu je kad neko kaže „bukvalno svi sa meseca su ubice dece” i neko je kao „hej ja sam sa meseca i bukvalno niko koga znam nije ubica dece većinu nas čine fini ljudi” a onda su ljudi kao „začepi stanovniče meseca niko nije rekao da bukvalno svi sa meseca ubijaju decu”