dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves
mrtva žena koja je bila ZLOBNA i spavala bez ČARŠAVA ODOZGO i samo je išla na plažu kada je bilo TMURNO da se MRŠTI na talase

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Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle

#extradirty

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will byers stan first human second
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Love Begins
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hello vonnie
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dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves
mrtva žena koja je bila ZLOBNA i spavala bez ČARŠAVA ODOZGO i samo je išla na plažu kada je bilo TMURNO da se MRŠTI na talase

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imao/la sam noćnu moru da sam bio/la pozvan/a na ekstremno luksuznu poslovnu večeru u privatnoj zgradi sa svim svojim šefovima i svi su bili tako jebeno čudni i pričali su kao da su svi znali neku tajnu koju ja nisam pa sam se pravio/la kobajagi kao ah da ja takođe znam ovu stvar koju izbegavamo
a onda smo došli do glavnog jela posle nekog čudnog koktela a to je neki vezan lik i ja shvatam ahaaaaaaaa oni su svi jebeni vampiriiiiii razumem razumem razumem i svi ostali piju krv ovog lika a ja sam samo kao ok moram da ostanem hladan/a moram da ostanem opušten/a samo popij krv i onda si završio/la i u redu je :) bukvalno je u redu
i sutradan odem na posao i kim me satera u ćošak i ona je kao zar to nije bilo zabavno :) mada znaš možeš ono kao da pustiš očnjake na videlo kad si na takvom događaju haha da li si nov/a i ja sam bio/la kao
...molim te nemoj da me ubiješ ali nisam zapravo vampir
a ona je bila kao
.......,..,,,.,ali. ali onda. zašto si na poslu i objavljuješ na tumblr tačka com o raskidavanju ljudi na krvave komade sa svojim zubima
i ja sam kao
🧍🏼o videla si to
it is so funny to me how i started learning english on my own age 10 because the manga i was reading was turning so so so bad i went to fan content to cope with how shit it was. and 15 years later this pays off as my boss tells me i'm an essential asset in the team as the only fluent english-speaker.
people in my class always act so surprised when i'm able to skim the pubmed pages and pick out suitable articles at a glance for our project. im the go-to person when you can't find an article for your essay and time is running out. they all think im super smart and research savvy.
in reality, i've been on ao3 for a decade and have perfected the art of skimming tags and summaries to find the perfect yaoi bedtime story.
practicing daily gratitude, looking after your hygiene, consciously not engaging in anything that disturbs your peace, getting some sunshine in if you can, multivitamins, cleaning up your space, enjoying life in the ways you find it enjoyable, not allowing yourself to be overloaded by what’s on social media, taking breaks, choosing yourself - some of the best ways to do justice to yourself.
praktikovanje svakodnevne zahvalnosti, vođenje računa o svojoj higijeni, svesno neučestvovanje u stvarima koje ti remete mir, upijanje malo sunca ako možeš, multivitamini, čišćenje svog prostora, uživanje u životu na načine koje smatraš prijatnim, nedozvoljavanje sebi da budeš preplavljen/a onim što je na društvenim mrežama, pravljenje pauza, biranje sebe - neki od najboljih načina da učiniš sebi ono što zaslužuješ.
no love is ever wasted
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ljubav koju iznosiš u svet će ti se uvek vratiti, ponekad se nagomila i vrati se kao osoba, najbolji prijatelj ili ljubavnik; ali ponekad se rasprši i vrati se kao nepoznanik koji ti daje kompliment, pridržana vrata, slobodno parking mesto, samo treba da to primetiš
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nijedna ljubav nije nikad uzaludno potrošena

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
možete da izvučete počinjanje rečenica sa „i” ili „ali” iz mojih mrtvih, hladnih šaka
got something I wanted and it didn’t fix my life. time to crave for something new
dobih nešto što sam želeo/la i nije mi popravilo život. vreme je da žudim za nečim novim
Nothing makes me angrier than the “Minimum wage jobs are intended for teenagers, of course adults can’t live off the wages, they should get real jobs.” bullshit. Not only are you pro child labor but you’re pro underpaying children for their labor? Also, there are so many teenagers out there working to survive and pay rent and support themselves and their families and these jobs are fucking brutal. Pay them what they deserve.
Ništa me ne čini ljućim/om nego lupetanje kako „Poslovi za minimalac su namenjeni tinejdžerima, naravno da odrasli ne mogu da žive od tih plata, oni treba da dobiju prave poslove.” Ne samo što si za dečiji rad nego si i za nedovoljno plaćanje dece za njihov rad? Takođe, ima toliko puno tinejdžera koji rade kako bi preživeli i plaćali kiriju i izdržavali sebe i svoju porodicu a ovi poslovi su jebeno brutalni. Plaćaj ih koliko zaslužuju.
I was forced to make and eat Mac and cheese with oysters and worms inside.
Bio/la sam nateran/a da napravim i pojedem Makarone sa sirom koje su imale ostrige i crve.
I like loosening important looking screws and bolts from various vehicles and buildings whenever I go outside.
Does this have any negative consequences?
Believe it or not, yes.
Volim da odvrćem šrafove i zavrtnje koji izgledaju bitni sa raznih vozila i zgrada kad god izađem napolje.
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Da li ovo ima ikakvih negativnih posledica?
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Verovali ili ne, da.

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oughh i ate so much popcorn and now my stomach hurts. Why?
Why me
It probably has to do with all that popcorn.
I don't appreciate you trying to blame me for my stupidity.
uuff pojeo/la sam toliko kokica i sad me boli stomak. Zašto?
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Zašto ja
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Verovatno ima veze sa svim tim kokicama.
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Ne cenim tvoj pokušaj da me kriviš za moju glupost.
How are you straight on tumblr?
Like you've gotta at least be a little gay
It's in the requirements when you sign up
BE GAY. YOU MUST BE GAY.
Kako si strejt na tumblr-u?
Ono kao moraš biti makar malo gej
To je u zahtevima kad se registruješ
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BUDI GEJ. MORAŠ BITI GEJ.
Two truths and a Lie:
I shitted myself
No I didn’t
Yes I did
Dve istine i jedna Laž:
Usrao/la sam se
Ne nisam
Da jesam
my cat sits next to my chair and meows so sadly until i help her onto my lap and im like. baby i love you but i have witnessed you achieve 6ft vertical leaps onto the fridge. do NOT play with me.
moja mačka sedi pored moje stolice i mjauče tako tužno dok joj ne pomognem do mog krila i ja sam kao. bebo volim te ali svedočio/la sam tvom uspešnom skoku u vis od 6 stopa na frižider. NE igraj se sa mnom.
wearing the polka dot skirt i got recently with my black tights out to town to show the world we will not collapse just yet
nosim suknju sa tufnama koju sam dobio/la nedavno sa svojim crnim hulahopkama napolje u grad da pokažem svetu da se nećemo još uvek srušiti

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Homing pigeons is when you take them in and give them a place to live.
Udomljavanje golubova je kad ih uzmeš i daš im mesto za život.
Strange but common phenomenon on the internet where someone goes “literally everyone from the moon is a child murderer” and someone is like “hey im from the moon and literally nobody i know is a child murderer most of us are nice people” and then people are like “shut up moon dweller nobody said that literally everyone from the moon kills children”
Čudan ali čest fenomen na internetu je kad neko kaže „bukvalno svi sa meseca su ubice dece” i neko je kao „hej ja sam sa meseca i bukvalno niko koga znam nije ubica dece većinu nas čine fini ljudi” a onda su ljudi kao „začepi stanovniče meseca niko nije rekao da bukvalno svi sa meseca ubijaju decu”