cowabunga

we’re beyond kink at pride. kink at the mall of america food court

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

sorry I got mad about the way a fictional tv character was treated. it’ll happen again

hits the bong and immediately becomes aware of the narrative

hits the bong again and looks directly at the camera knowingly

this is how eve got expelled from Eden

I like how bong can mean both penis and that big vertical disk that makes a lot of noise.

that's dong and gong. bong means neither of those things

This edible (fruit from the tree of knowledge) ain’t doing shit.

I’m naked.

Yeah just drop me off right here this is good

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

This new Shaggy meme is kinda scaring me because Shaggy was my first crush and my whole family remembers me having long drawn out conversations with him like he was in the room, but it was just 6 year old me speaking into the void to Shaggy. Now I’m worried that the void may have talked back after all these years in the form of this meme and I have no way to stop it.