I’d Want To Dream

The older this gets the funnier it is

what? no, i'm not a vampire. watch i can literally go in the sun (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp) (-1 hp)

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

me in every video game ever: if I walk into the ocean will I die? Does fire hurt me? What happens if I jump from a high place? Seconds later I'm reloading in wiser for my trials.

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

love how we drag around carcasses here

love how they're blaming users instead of making their website more secure

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

IT IS AUGUST

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

HEY.

YO I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT THIS SERIES THIS OTHER DAY AND REWATCHED THE FIRST MOVIE