Etufeur

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

For those who don’t know, Flork is the owner and CEO of a vtuber agency. No, this is not a bit. About two years ago a major English vtuber agency (Nijisanji? idk) ate shit and alienated a lot of its talents and fans. Flork saw this and naturally said to himself, “fuck it, I could do a better job” and laid the ground work for SVA.

The Company™ currently employs about 30 people and has seven talents, four of which are in-house, the rest being already established indie vtubers who were adopted by The Company™.

Talents:

Camizole Corzette - What becomes of magical girls after they’re done saving the world? They don’t find happily-ever-afters; instead, they wither into hags.

Adfree - Socks Vtuber Agency’s resident computer bug! Retired malware turned VTuber—now with less popups! Extremely hyper energy and high chat interactivity.

Malfina - Rising from the darkest pits of hell to rule over the mortal realm with an iron fist, Malfina would have succeeded had she not encountered her one weakness - A solid 4/10 and a nice Connecticuit meal. Now comfortably settled down with the third happiest man in their state, she has shifted her plans for world domination towards Twitch as a way to gather her following.

Yomi Quinnley - Yomi is half-demon (tiefling) scientist who brings high energy and interactivity to her stream. Yomi is a variety streamer, playing games, performing ASMR, doing handcams from food, pack openings, and science experiments, collabing, memes, and more.

Snoozychu - The sleepiest seal you’ve ever seen. Snoozy’s content covers multiple genres of games from Shooters to Survival games, Horror and RPGs.

Alien Mixture - Ali is an Alien from a little planet called Artalia who came to prove to her people she could take over a planet all by herself and rule as its Queen. She is a high energy chaotic gremlin streamer who loses her voice a lot crashing out over games and to her chat, but when she isn’t she has a voice that’s out of this world and makes many singing shorts and covers.

Sclimbo - male

you're scared to take a 4year course because your 28 and by the time you finish , you'll be 32. Whether you take the course or not, in 4 years time you'll still be 32, so why not be 32 doing something you love?

harashsidhu: this is gonna take 3 years