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We’re under a severe thunderstorm warning rn and my dad just opened the door to show my dog because he was begging to go out and it reminded me of that part in Dracula where Dracula opens the door to the howling wolves and Jonathan’s like um actually I’ll stay inside thanks

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

It always baffles me when people think Shane would be constantly annoyed by Ilya's antics and bravado. Like, Shane? Shane Hollander? The same man who started salivating when rookie Roz said he was going to score 50 goals? The man who gets so hard over Ilya sexting him right before a game that he could storm into the visiting locker room and ride his man right there? The same Shane Hollander who happily accepted a blowjob while his best friend tried to have a deep and genuine conversation with him about his wife's difficult pregnancy? Nah, that dude is a peak enabler who loves his asshole husband.

““pretty boy” is meant to be derogatory” ok then how come when i get called that i

rewatching ep 2 and i truly do not know how anyone genuinely thinks shane was a bad or not well-liked captain. jackie says "cap's here!" and they all start chanting "cap". they're immediately asking him for the final say on whether that one guy's playoff beard stays or goes. when shane says ilya's the best, they immediately rush to correct him and assure him he's the best. they love him. they respect him. he's clearly good at what he does to command that kind of respect.

”why cant two guys just be friends?” and then its homotron2000 and dudekisser4000 😭😭😭😭

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.