Dzib the shape shifter

i should be nicer to anons calling me an egg maybe it's their first time seeing someone even slightly gnc

i have to ask actually. what happens when you go in someone's inbox and go "omg you should try being a girl i bet you're actually a closeted girl" and it's a trans man. does that ever happen. what then

[Image ID: Anonymous Tumblr ask reading: I'm a trans guy who dresses goth and slutty and i get "omg estrogen would save her" like at least once a week. And when I complain about it people tell me I'm being transmisogynistic for not wanting people to misgender me and tell me to detransition. so yeah I don't talk about it but it fucking sucks /End ID]

imagine, if you will, a fat dragon

You should enter.

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign(s)

also we as a society need to appreciate graffiti as an art form more. no i don’t mean banksy, i mean the shit cops and white moms get mad at

Its disability pride month so if I see any one of you use the word “psychotic” as a synonym for “evil” you owe me $1000000000000

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

i’ve had this queued for 365 days