Dzib the shape shifter

thank you women with deep voices for being perfect

once you start noticing how fatphobic everyone and everything is, there will never be a moment you're not filled with rage

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

what's this 'wife' business? nobody calls him Prince-Consort Mario

if Bowser kidnapped my plumbing client, I would be saying “wahoo” as long as those hours were billable

Sometimes people think they're dealing with a Torment Nexus but what they actually have is a Jumanji. And sometimes people think something's a Jumanji but oops it's a Torment Nexus.

Now. Sometimes you have a third thing- you'll have yourself a Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. And buddy, I can't help you there.

some of you would be a lot happier if you didn't use 4chan words

Look I get that nobody LIKES encountering kids on social media and that it DOES in fact fuck you up to use the internet a bunch as a kid but like. I don't know what to tell you it's 2026 and TONS of kids live horrid little isolated lives in the suburbs with their fucking insane parents. Either conservatives, or anti-vaxxers or hellfire religious types or even just pieces of shit. When people post about how kids shouldn't be online or their parents should limit their internet use I just hear them going "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ISOLATE YOURSELF AND RESIGN YOURSELF TO THE WHIMS OF THE NUCLEAR FAMILY. YOUR PARENTS WILL ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BEST INTEREST INTEREST IN MIND EVEN IF THEY MOLEST YOU AND STUFF DONT GO ONLINE AND FIND OUT HOW TO LEAVE YOUR PARENTS HOUSE ALWAYS BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY SAY NOTHING CAN GO WRONG IF THIS HAPPENS"

Honestly I really do think there is a trend of people only noticing traumatic situations when they line up with what society says should upset them. No yeah it's fine that every child in the nation spends 8 hours a day in what is essentially an educational detention facility. that's not fucked up, whats fucked up is they go online and see boobs. I knew someone who grew up in a cult and it sucked and consequently after escaping became very wary of any sort of insular social behavior because it reminded them of the abuse they grew up in but then you talk to people in broader society who grew up non-religious or went to public school and they still get molested and abused all the time anyways. And you kind of have to start wondering maybe its because we treat children like something you own? When I was in tenth grade I was online and used to get money by selling nudes to this old guy and obviously that really really fucked me up but I don't think the solution to that would have been "yeah you should spend all day in the educorrectional facility and not be able to talk to anyone except your parents who replaced your bedroom door with a curtain" maybe it would have been like. ubi for kids or some shit. because then when an old guy hits you up for nudes when you are 15 you straight up do not need his money. But oh well no children just simply need adults to protect and take care of them and that should be in the form of 24/7 surveillance.

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.