Heavy is the world

I hate when people act like there’s an age limit on fun, excitement, whimsy, silliness, new experiences, finding love, making mistakes, or literally doing anything other than being an NPC drone who has a corporate job and 2.4 kids like sorry you’re a boring bitch but some people continue to live life beyond the age of 30

men and anti feminists refuse to acknowledge that the patriarchy is actively enforced and women are actively oppressed. it’s far easier to believe your actions/porn addiction/beliefs have no consequences but yes the global push for women to become literal breeding stock to ‘save’ the population is patriarchal propaganda in response to the rise in women rejecting the oldest and most successful patriarchal system worldwide. yes the push of choice feminism-tradwife-i’m just a girl-rhetoric is patriarchal propaganda. yes the rise of porn depicting violence against women is patriarchal propaganda. you live in patriarchy. you contribute to it everyday.

men supporters are like it's so unfair that women get to cry and cut themselves and men are only allowed to show their feelings by mass shooting

The world is my oyster. I have only an extremely vague idea of how to eat it, I'm pretty sure I won't even like it, but if I'm given the opportunity, you bet your ass I'm gonna schlorp that whole thing and look stupid as hell the whole time I'm doing it. I don't know if I'll like it, but I'll rather regret swallowing it than never knowing if I would.

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

Going into one of those rage rooms where you're allowed to wreck everything, but I brought a screwdriver and a seam ripper and I'm just going to peacefully take apart fucking everything over the course of four happy, quiet hours.

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

Cannot stress enough that you say this in your head

congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever

The class is Intro to Linguistics and the chapter is Pragmatics. I am dead serious.

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