REACH OUT, TOUCH FAITH!

i don’t care if rpf is ethical because i already feel guilty all the time for no reason so i figure i may as well have fun

It would’ve been awesome to begin a romantic relationship during the BP oil spills because you’d always have something to talk about and you could. Like follow the story together and give each other updates

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

the only thing i'll ever love romantically is the moving image and the only thing i'll ever be sexually attracted to is music

there is literally no funnier way of annoying your friends than choosing the stupidest hill imaginable and then refusing to die anywhere else

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

Wrestling is fake but the boners are real. These were the last words my great grandmother spoke to me before she passed

I heavily fw bro

I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @bnsfrailway is a good person and deserves many good things.

@bnsfrailway !!!!!!!