lacey's languishing

if i see ai endorsed anywhere on ur account i'm blocking u. i didn't realize some of y'all feedism kinks included feeding all of the worlds water to machines that replace real art- that enables real people to share their hard work and love for the subject- with fuckass computer slop. y'all piss me off so bad. i hope next time u use chatgpt it takes all of it's necessary water out of your human body so you shrivel up like a raisin and we have one less person enshittifying the world. i hate you all.

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

i feel so defensive and protective of people with ARFID like if i had a disorder that made my brain register 90% of food as poison for no reason and i had a bazillion people on the internet constantly calling me a manchild who needs to just grow up and stop being a picky eater i would start killing people

people with ARFID and people with very few autism safe foods and people with contamination OCD and people in ED recovery and everyone else with a complicated relationship with food that no one takes seriously GET BEHIND ME!!!!!!!

i love people so much that im trying to be one myself. its a bit crazy, i know…

age regressing but i don't end up a cute kid like you wanted im just a stupid scummy stoner teenager who's so unfuckably smug and self centered you fantasize about crating and ditching me off the closest freeway

People are always talking about Tumblr's aging userbase, but I'm pretty sure it's the opposite. Just the other week one of my mutuals was 23, and today she's 6 years old!

well, well. you thought it would be fun having an icecreamgirl gf. you thought it would be cool that she's plural and has three flavors. now she's trying to conquer europe, and you come crying to me

the punchline on this absolutely fucking killed me

...are you a french infantryman invading russia?

Was this about that bitch from rwby

this is about napoleon

dynamite?

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

but it's MY mould and it tastes yummy and whispers terrible things in my ear

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household