you can't catch two foxes

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

and on the sixth day god created the gas station convenience store refrigerated beverage section

when u go to pick up the vase u saw on craigslist but when u get there it’s actually two people facing each other

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words

this might come across as anti capitalist but,,,,,, i want to enjoy life

My vibes are fresh, Imperial. Can you say the same?

Hardly any women are gonna reblog this tbh 🙃

Buddy has the soul of an angel and composure out of this world

Many women *WILL* reblog this, because part of feminism is acknowledging that women are just as capable of being abusive as men. Acting as though women cannot be abusive is misogyny, and relies on the misogynist tropes that women are frail, and innocent in comparison to men. Any true feminist must acknowledge that neither of these things are necessarily true and that a woman is in fact capable of being abusive whether it’s to another woman, a man, or a nonbinary person. The reason we focus on abuse from men towards women is that it is more prevalent, and institutionally encouraged, justified, and allowed without consequence, while a woman even “talking back” to a man is to be “put in her place.” Don’t bring your weak, fragile “Few women will reblog this” shit up in here. We know what abuse looks like when we see it.

Was that the teacher on her phone saying “go ahead”?

Well that went South 🤣🤣🤣

Talk shit get hit

this is what i like to see