BLACK LIVES MATTER

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

Have You Heard The Terrible News

What happened Seymour?

They Are Printing The Bible In The Vernacular Tongue And Distributing It Out To The Lay People

The carnivorous faggots over my rotting corpse:

one day, you, tumblr user 1000deer, will deactivate, and the reblogs of this post on tumblr dot com will continue, those rebloggers will be the carnivorous faggots, and you will finally be the rotting corpse

I will outlive your ass bitch the only carnivorous faggot here is me

sorry im late to work i saw a horse in my mind

Hey get out of there

noclip is strictly prohibited in my home

#interior crocodile alligator

we are sorry to report that joe biden starved to death this morning because they forgot to refill his trough

I love how this addition would be absolutely incomprehensible almost anywhere else but we know exactly what it means