Left by the Creature of Gentle Moss

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The Creature of Gentle Moss was here

does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun

winter makes me feel like the guys at the of the lotr. do you remember the taste of strawberries mr. frodo

the queer urge to never ever sit in a chair correctly

I think tumblr should add a 'king for a day' feature. This would do very little other than add a crown to the chosen king's avatar (how blogs are chosen is not revealed) and enable the king to 'carcinize' blogs, changing their avatar to a crab. I think this would be a good feature because it addresses no problems with the website and also would make some people very mad and that would be funny I think.

shoutout to when i worked at an extremely poorly managed farm and my boss texted me only “get pig” and wouldn’t respond to attempts to reach him

cats r like Omg what the hell is this foreign object *sniff sniff sniff* ahhh ... makes sense now

Alternate ending: *smack smack smack*

maybe if you take a hot shower. cook something. eat a little soup. feel a little sunshine. make something with your hands—it doesn’t have to be big. maybe if you stretch your body and draw a silly little picture and get some rest, the world will feel like something your hands can still hold

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

ppl who sleep flat on their back r literally deranged they scare me so much

....sometimes i even cross my arms in an X over my chest like im a vampire in a coffin

im terrified of u but more than that im so incredibly intrigued ......

Just learned that an obsolete term for a female jester is "joculatrix" and we NEED to bring it back