where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

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where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

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I'm confused right now.
1) Is she lying or is she subconsciously believing that she doesn't know any martial arts?
2) Was she doing all the chores alone on the mountain because she was imagining people of Lishan to be present like she is imagining Qing shuang?
At this point, I would like to totally believe that no one on the mountain is alive. It would be so painful to watch when the story unfolds and I am here for the angst!
sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.
I adore this recent trend (if that's the right word) of letting an orchestra play classical music on a festival. It's magical to see thousands of festival-goers going absolutely wild on Beethoven. Mosh/circlepits, crowd surfing. It's wonderful to see the orchestra and the audience having the time of their lives.
They have to keep it on easy going Beethoven like Ode to Joy here to ensure a more docile response. They cant play In the Hall of the Mountain King cause they were already burning down venues when Grieg dropped that one back in 1875, today there would be a radioactive crater.
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Obi-Wan and Mace (Jedi Landing Platform) | Deleted Scene
Star Wars Episode II : Attack of the Clones (2002)
Itâs so interesting that even as a Knight Obi-Wan seems close enough to Mace to confide in him.Â
Like, he isnât just asking for guidance, heâs telling him about his super private doubts about Anakin (his brother, son, best friend, one person he loves most in the universe, platonic soulmate, take your pick). And Mace just patiently listens - kinda smiles too - and doesnât reprimand him for âcaring too muchâ (a common occurrence in fanfic representation), doesnât go âyeah, totally, Anakin is unstable and dangerous and we shouldnât trust him,â doesnât turn this into a lecture of any kind.Â
He just lets Obi-Wan vent his worries and then reassures him, and Obi-Wan looks genuinely pleased and grateful. Their body language is open - Mace walks behind Obi-Wan at one point, so heâs treating Obi-Wan like an equal.Â
He lets Obi-Wan come to his own conclusions and doesnât push one view or another on him. (-> He doesnât say that Anakin is the Chosen One, just that itâs a possibility, he doesnât say whether or not he still thinks it was wrong to train Anakin, he doesnât comment on the Anidala hints.)
He doesnât tell Obi-Wan what they could do to âstraighten Anakin outâ or âmake him a better Jediâ or anything - he only tells him how he should act. Itâs such a Jedi thing - you canât control other peopleâs behavior. You can only seek to improve yourself and have faith.Â
And it all says so much about Mace as a teacher and a Master that Obi-Wan would trust him and look up to him so much. I absolutely love this scene. Itâs so, so good.Â
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I'm trying to decide if The Team would have been more or less hilariously annoying if they'd been the same age (and obviously a bunch of other stuff had been different in order for that to happen).
Like, on the one hand certainly SOME of their bickery stems from the whole "Obi-Wan used to be Anakin's master" thing, but I could also see them being like THE most annoying assholes EVER around each other if they'd been in the same grade in Jedi school.
Oh I think it would absolutely be worse because youâd still have the same sort of âObi-Wan is the long-suffering âmature oneâ (much like the Council we wonât examine his track record too hard and mythbust that one) to Anakinâs reckless maverickâ dynamic except now it would come with added âyouâre only two months older than me, youâre not the boss of me!â Skywalker Bitching. (âWell someone has to be the boss of you, youâre clearly not qualified to be on the loose without a keeperâ)
AND youâd have the completely new element of âhey that was going to be my grand entrance! Ugh, this is just like the time you stole the lead in the annual crèche musical!â
âForce, Anakin, we were eight! LET IT GO!â
âYou gave me those spicy sweets that made me cough on purpose and we both know it! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MARIA VON SPACETRAPP!â
âYOU COULDNâT HANDLE IT THEN AND YOU CANâT HANDLE IT NOW SKYWALKER!â
The war would have been over in about twenty minutes because Dooku would have gotten so sick of them he would declare a truce just to shut them up
Palpatine would never have turned Anakin because he would be too busy fighting with Obi-Wan over whoâs turn it is to be the legs in their bi-monthly game of crèchemate chicken with Quinlan and Aayla (âyouâre heavier!â âYeah but Iâm taller and Iâve got longer limbs so I can reach farther!â âI donât need to be a kriffing giant to kick your ass.â âOh yeah? Put your money where your mouth is Kenobi! Last one to the training yards is a sweaty bantha!â)
Dear Lord, they're terrible. đ I feel for absolutely everyone who has to hang out with them.
This is 100000% worse if it's a romantic-ship AU, because you know they keep this up for like, YEARS AND YEARS. They probably don't get together until they're both Jedi Masters or something, by which point everyone who knows them has been listening to this nonsense for DECADES.
Obi-Wan For His Entire 20s: Ugh I canNOT believe I am being sent on another mission with Anakin Skywalker, whom I greatly dislike because he is very annoying and his face is not even that good or anything, WHY must they ALWAYS put us on the same missions together when I so clearly despise it and him? Quinlan Vos Who Is Incredibly Tired and Hopes This Time Those Two Dumbasses Will Finally Just Bang It Out Already: [rolling his eyes and staring at the ceiling, calling on the Force to intervene]
Anakin, On the Other Side of the Temple Cafeteria: ...you know who they assigned to this thing with me, Snips? Ahsoka, Almost as Tired As Quinlan: ...Obi-Wan Kenobi? Anakin: OBI-WAN KENOBI! Haven't I suffered enough years of being annoyed by this guy? Why does the Council keep making me spend time with that pompous asshole? Ahsoka: ...because they're hoping you guys will finally just hook up and put us all out of our misery? Anakin: [sputtering] Wh-- I--- EXCUSE YOU, that is d-- that is a TERRIBLE thing to suggest, why would you think I would be INTO that? He is...not good-looking. I mean, OK, I guess he's not...gross or anything. I mean some people probably think he's hot because he's got that accent and that hair and those eyes and he is like, really surprisingly buff -- have you seen him without a shirt? -- but like...obviously I'm not into that. Ahsoka: [stares at him] Anakin: ...what?
Quin: Obi-Wan, I begging you, just bone him before I have to kill you for my own peace of mind
Obi-Wan:
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