An anonymous dwarf who has nothing left to lose.

I would say killed the villain, not murdered. Murder implies that it was premeditated and out of malice. Eric was defending his girlfriend's life while Ursula was attempting to murder her. He was well and fully justified in his actions.

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

hate hate hate how sites are increasingly trying to make right click saving images impossible. facebook, instagram, reddit (app), pinterest*, etc... all make you jump through hoops just to save an image. can you guys not please. how ddo i make them stop. can we get one of those EU regulations or whatever that makes them all comply, or are we going to have to wait for global socialism for that. ugh

oh look, the exact tool that would have saved me SO much time and energy trying to find images hidden in the source code 🙃

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

also using pov incorrectly

nah you're just the other person in the thruple and have made some bad decisions in your life

POV: you've gone undercover in a couple that has too much money, in order to secretly Siphon off funds to your actual polycule, but you're starting to wonder if it is actually worth it.

Bougie hippie AI

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

The First Jasmine has engineered a male interest who is stalking his girl and it's unequivocally the healthiest and most necessary thing he could be doing

stalking the girl in a 'must follow my pet around in case they cause havoc somewhere' way