Sheepmother

I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

that chef in The Menu must have had the most fucked up little rat controlling him

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person