*takes hit off mithril bong* what if instead of elevators they were called elfinators. wouldn’t that be fucked up
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*takes hit off mithril bong* what if instead of elevators they were called elfinators. wouldn’t that be fucked up

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Female Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beard
Child Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?
With beards
Without beards
They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.
A remember losin' ma baby beard like it was yesterday...
tonight it's just you me and the cast iron grub
its heavy
canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe
NO MORE ELF MEDIA EVER

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for my cereal
How to fix worn steps so that you can trip on metal rather than stone, or a combination, thereof.
if you don't like concrete fuck you i hate you i hate you i hate you die die explode die
What if you were traveling through a cave and the dwarf in your adventuring party said "wait guys this place feels pregnant"
That’s when I start popping birth control like skittles!
I don't think you understand.... like, anything
I listen to my dwarves and I have yet to birth a cave baby. So take that for what it’s worth.
@dwarf-posting ???
ye can’t argue with results
driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

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when she touch my thing in a sexual capacity
plans are particles. they change and adapt. i didn't intend to spend 4 hours in the dark tunnel and take an edible I found in my backpack, but saturday guided my hand and here we are
i might have fallen asleep in the tunnel but i had nemo guarding me so it's fine
just fucked a rock tumbler and my shit's soooo smooth and polished right now
had nothing better to do
tryna explore these abandoned dwarven mines and I gotta crouch the whole time for obvious reasons I should have anticipated
Live by the sword laugh by the sword love by the sword

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how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.
this don't sound like a good recipe
The intestines of the furnace by Stéphane Gaudry, 2012