posting from my mine rn

tonight it's just you me and the cast iron grub

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

NO MORE ELF MEDIA EVER

for my cereal

What if you were traveling through a cave and the dwarf in your adventuring party said "wait guys this place feels pregnant"

That’s when I start popping birth control like skittles!

I don't think you understand.... like, anything

I listen to my dwarves and I have yet to birth a cave baby. So take that for what it’s worth.

@dwarf-posting ???

ye can’t argue with results

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

just fucked a rock tumbler and my shit's soooo smooth and polished right now

tryna explore these abandoned dwarven mines and I gotta crouch the whole time for obvious reasons I should have anticipated

Live by the sword laugh by the sword love by the sword

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

Girls with swords are great but there aren't enough girls with flanged maces or morning stars to go around. Give me a woman who does bludgeoning damage