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you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing
this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks
so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig
I love you jar fairy

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there are wild maids nesting around my manor's chimney, waking me up at night with their calls and making tidy. I know they're endangered species but how do I make them leave? I already sent some hands to the rooftops but none yet returned...
Classic maid infestation.
What you need to do at this point depends on how deeply imprinted onto you they are. If it's not too late, you need to stop saying "hmph" and drinking Dr Pepper, and you absolutely cannot wear a crown or tiara of any sort. You have to act generally passive and display no desires of any kind nor any moment of weakness or need. Within a week or two they will see there is no princess to serve and leave of their own accord
It is possible that, if they are young and small, if you dress up in a maid uniform with a BIG as FUCK bow on the back they will recognize there is already a maid claiming this territory and fuck off. This carries tremendous risk because alternatively they might initiate a courtship ritual with you and you'll have to prove you are a competent head maid or they will tear you to pieces and eat you. If you succeed you could get married to a cute coven of maids which doesn't solve your problem but is pretty awesome, you'll have to be a maid for the rest of your life though
If you found that your tax returns have been handled for you already though, or you dare eat a meal you don't remember cooking, ordering, or buying in your home, it's too late. You're a colony host now and you are the princess
auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"
eastcoast: we hate our city and it makes us feel bad. but we like feeling bad
west coat: we hate our city and it makes us feel good
chicago: we love our city
people are calling my blade made of moonlight that exists only as an illusion bullshit. they say "how can it ignore my shield, as if it wasn't there" and i tell them that it is a blade of illusions. then they ask me "how can a blade of illusions cut through my flesh, that which is surely more real" and i explain that the role of a blade is to cut flesh, and my weapon is most certainly a blade
Rest = Lying Down, Eyes Closed Because other parts of the program from England made sense, I decided to try resting every afternoon. After some experimentation, I determined that the most restorative rest resulted from lying down in a quiet place with my eyes closed. I was surprised at the results from taking a 15-minute rest in mid-afternoon. Even that short break seemed to help, reducing my symptoms, increasing my stamina and making my life more stable. After a while I added a similar rest in late morning. Over time, I came to believe that my scheduled rest was the most important strategy I used in my recovery. Resting everyday according to a fixed schedule, not just when I felt sick or tired, was part of a shift from living in response to symptoms to living a planned life. The experience showed me that rest could be used for more than recovering from doing too much; it could be employed as a preventive measure as well. In the terms suggested by someone in our self-help program, I learned the difference between recuperative rest and pre-emptive rest. Surprisingly, taking pre-emptive rests greatly reduced the time I spent in recuperative rest, because I was experiencing much less Post-Exertional Malaise. The result was that my total rest time was reduced.
sometimes like an idiot i assume everyone has read bruce campbell on resting/pacing to handle post-exertional malaise affiliated with chronic fatigue. that is obviously not true! anyway here's the hot guide, i linked straight to the "schedule in mandatory complete 15 min rest as part of your day and hopefully you will get to do less surprise many hours of rest to recover" section but the whole thing is laid out pretty clearly

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*gets obliterated cutely by your forearm cannon*
Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky
Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.
2010-03-04_21:55
i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day
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(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow