Beloved

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

Victorian children making creepypastas be like Benjamin Drownsworthy doth reside within mine copy of hoop and stick

World Heritage Post

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

it doesn't even cure me of being tired

A small price to pay for mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

The greatest minds of this generation are putting all their creative energy into writing pornography for 50 hits on ao3

The way I cackled…

bisexuality is the pitt