DustyMarigold

But you can’t tell me I’m not allowed to find it magical in the right context.

You’re telling me I can have a friend who draws internal body systems for fun? You’re telling me people think about the childhood of Disney characters? SOMEONE SOME WHERE HAS A SPECIAL INTEREST IN DUCKS?!

like you're telling me that you've just realised you can bend reality in your favour, and you wanna use that energy to make a man like you?

like you're telling me that you've just realised you can bend reality in your favour, and you wanna use that energy to make a man like you?

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."