Welcome to the chaos zone

#So basically. He runs like an actual real person would over uneven ground 😂#The Hollywood Run is pretty to watch sure but also takes place on a paved surface usually#There is no way to look dignified whilst running across lumpy bumpy ground down across a hill. Unless one is an actual gazelle#thankyou Mr. Viggo for that Real Human rep (saving @jonairadreaming's excellent tags because everyone who has ever tried running down an incline over uneven, possibly shifting, ground knows you try to get down there as fast as possible with the least amount of time of foot actually touching the ground and constantly being prepared to shift your weight to keep your balance. By the time the stones actually shift from your weight you already want to be two steps away)

He’s so leg

All excellent points.

doomscrolling thru the weather app

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

I've reached the point where cynicism is a major turn-off for me. You're not smarter than idealists, and you're not helping.

Funny that the stereotypical cynic is an idealist who aged out of it. In my experience, the reverse is true. I was an extreme cynic as a teenager and then I noticed how profoundly limiting it was, and also that "cynics are cool and smart" was a message that was being constantly reinforced by corporate media for some reason.

I also think that the present era has proven that authoritarian leaders don't actually want a population of wide-eyed idealists, they want a population of jaded assholes who are convinced that everyone is lying, any resistance is either a scam or doomed to failure, and nothing can ever get better.

On account of the gender transition

On account of the gender transition

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

Man what the hell I went to the club in my dream and my brain made up a new goth band that was the New Hottest Edgy Thing when when I woke up I realized the lyrics were just "I love you vampire. Monday vampire Tuesday vampire Wednesday vampire every day vampire" and it just goes on like that in like a typical bauhaus esque goth voice. What. Kindergarten goth song

This kills me every single fucking time

THE ORIGINAL??

[Image ID: Picture of a binary decoder showing that the string given in the original tumblr post coverts to: Ra ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen oh fuck an enderman /End ID]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

every time a trans man who does not want to be called a twink gets called a twink I will personally go out into the world and rend 1 parked car to shreds with my teeth. cut it out

walk with me for a moment. let's think for a sec. I'm not upset but I do want people to understand. do you think assigning a label associated with feminine features, hairlessness, skinniness/lack of muscle tone, and high pitched voices is something that most trans men would feel comfortable being associated with? why or why not?