ToBeDecided

Traditional roguelike fans will show you a video of an @ symbol bumping against a lowercase g until one of them disappears while all the symbols in their area suddenly turn red and then pause the video to explain that the game constantly simulates the flow of blood in characters' veins and what you just saw was that blood escaping from one of the characters (if you were to use a microscope on one of the tiles that are now splattered with blood you could see each of the individual blood cells represented by red lowercase letters)

AAA developers are pushing out games with multi million polygon budgets trying to get people to feel something about the mocapped actors repeating trite Hollywood cliches at the player, meanwhile an online friend group consisting mostly of trans women and various Eastern Europeans (with a not-insignificant amount of overlap) just released a patch for their ambitious survival roguelike ten years in the making with patch notes like "players can no longer stack multiple calcium supplements to create the MegaSkeleton" and "nerfed estrogen"

it’s necessary to fight back against adult content bans obviously because it leads to queer bans, but also, you cannot forget that we must fight back against these bans because adults have the right to make and enjoy adult content. no credit card company has the right to censor what we look at. yes, this includes the “problematic kinks” and stuff you think is gross and bad. just as we deserve to be openly queer online, we deserve to enjoy adult content without fear of total censorship, and it’s absurd how few places there are to do that online nowadays

well. did it bored 👍

DO IT SCARED. DO IT BAD. DO IT BORED. DO IT HALFWAY. DO IT WRONG. DO IT EMBARRASSED. DO IT UGLY. DO IT LATE. DO IT DIFFERENT. but by god do it <3!!

GtN pool scene but it takes place in the 5 foot section so harrow is hopping on one foot and gasping for air trying not to inhale water

hello physically disabled person reading this. it is not your fault that your medical supplies are made from a lot of single use plastic and you can continue using them guilt free. your health comes first. thank you for existing.

those 2010s dove commercials that were like "all women are beautiful... buy our soap" were so shitty and insidious and it sounds crazy to have beef with a commercial but like. I will beef with a commercial. I do think those were a harbinger of very evil #feminist marketing. like there's a direct line from the dove commercials to the ulta commercial that used that Alessia Cara song about how you're beautiful the way you are and don't need to change anything. you know, in an advertisement for a makeup store.

and it's so intentional to create something with such a blandly positive message because, again, then you sound CRAZY for complaining about it. "oh you think women should just hate their bodies?" no I just think it'd deeply suspicious that the soap company is pretending to care. because if you have two drops of media literacy in your whole head to rub together it's very obvious that it's a marketing strategy with the goal of "give people a warm and fuzzy association with the dove brand so buying mediocre soap feels vaguely like an act of feminist empowerment"

the vibes-based feminism was so dire. "weaponized femininity" which just means cat eye + lipstick makes me personally feel hot so it's a feminist action. those fucking "this is what a feminist looks like" sweatshop tshirts. if you didn't pay to see glorified united states air force recruitment ad Captain Marvel and loud proud zionist Wonder Woman in theaters opening weekend you clearly hated women. what an era.

I've drifted so far from my original point already but one of my most vivid memories of my first week of college is of extremely online people hotly debating whether Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off," a song about disregarding the haters, or Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda," a song about having a juicy ass, was "more feminist"

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

everyone go home we got a winner

I think one of the most damaging ideologies towards children is the conviction that having children isn’t a calling but a moral obligation.

Not to be a crazy radical or anything, but children deserve to be deeply wanted by their parents.

[ID: tumblr tags. they are: #reblog #i also dont think its enough to want a child. i think you need to want a teenager and an adult too #my mom wanted a baby. when i was too old to pronounce spaghetti wrong and let her put me in church dresses she was done with me #my dad wanted a person. he wanted a baby a child a tween a teen and an adult #my dad wanted to watch a person happen. which was different. /end ID.]

always remember that the “genius serial killer” narrative is a blatant cover for the fact that the police will always look the other way when it comes to white cis men exhibiting blatantly violent and hateful behavior

Important to remember that people like Jeffrey dahmer targeted minorities because cops did not care about violence against them. It’s not just cops being incompetent, it’s the systematic violence, racism, classism, transphobia, and homophobia in the police system

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

#theres a thing called 'larp drop' thats essentially this#esp since when having a great time you might be more inclined to disregard your limits and ignore discomfort#(and forget to eat/drink if its larp whoops)#and then once you have a moment to yourself it all comes crashing in#source: once forgot to eat at larp and had a sobbing fit in my car that ended the instant i bit into a chicken nugget - @queerfarmgremlin

this is also true of festivals, conventions, pride parades, concerts, and any situation where you have a lot of fun with other people!

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book