Duskoe is a Wolf, Man

New rule: Hairy men can only talk to me shirtless

*uses my titties for evil*

nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot

now that almost 300 people have agreed with my great points, i feel the need to disclose that this was prompted by a post about a physics professor writing “BDE: 69” on the whiteboard

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

oops

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

What the actual fuck? Are you okay Australia?

listen i like ragging on the states as much as the next foreigner BUT if you claim american cuisine is bad you are literally so wrong??? the u.s. is the birthplace of po’boys and buttermilk biscuits and clam chowder and chocolate chip cookies and country ham and fried chicken n’ waffles and various styles of regional barbecue (among a great many other things)

americans invented MILKSHAKES

Hey wait go back; what was the second to last one

I know it sounds like an absolute crime when it comes to food but it isn’t I swear. it’s like bacon and syrup, it sounds like it would be horrible together, but it’s not

I need to take some cuisine classes just to see if that’s permitted

Did you know people sometimes dip their chicken nuggets in honey

Absolutely horrid have a nice day

This reads like a post with 100k notes

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

your characters literally don’t need a reason to be lgbt. no lgbt person in real life has a reason for being lgbt. we just are. if somebody says your character has to have a ‘reason’ to be diverse, they’re full of shit. diversity isn’t an aberration from the norm. it’s an accurate reflection of reality.

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

oh my god… duel lingo

holy crap

wats he doin

His best

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that