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hi my name is Construction Right Outside Your Window and my favorite hobbies are being super loud and annoying. I will start at the crack of dawn every morning okay?

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

donald tlump or taylor swift just died of applesauce poisoning

My group identity doesn't believe in the "us vs. them" mentality. That makes us better than everyone else, which is why they all hate us and want to bring us down.

Yeah dude fuck you too.

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

WHY am i scrolling instead of journaling like im supposed to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucker

opening youtube is also not journaling.

SHOPPING IS NOT JOURNALING

WHY am i scrolling instead of journaling like im supposed to !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fucker

opening youtube is also not journaling.

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

if nobody has done that yet... @funnier-when-objectum