normal guy award

i used to feel like apple

Ripe on the tree Someone take a bite out LOl #petplay

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

"obsessive compulsive disorder"? ha....i think you mean i have a Philosopher's Soul. and also The Demon

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

adopting a guardian angel from the shelter but theyre untrained and undersocialized so i have to chain them up in the yard during the day to keep them from tearing up the furniture and they try to smite anybody who comes too close to the house

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

it sucks that the overwhelming majority of medical messaging around salt/sodium is "evil poisonous substance that you're definitely already eating way too much of," because like. you do still need it. (trust me, as a POTS-haver, I've had to completely rewire my own brain about salt.) and you need more salt when the entire northern hemisphere is hot enough to fry an egg on. ever tried sucking down the recommended 64oz of hydration per day entirely as water, only to find you're peeing constantly without any of the purported benefits of being "hydrated"? assuming you don't have another medical condition that causes frequent urination, your body probably needed more salt/electrolytes to be able to hold onto that water and make use of it. if there was ever a time to keep a sports drink/pedialyte/etc within constant reach, it's when the heat index is 110°F/43°C.

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it