Morgan DraconicQueer has an RPG Blog

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

shoots you with a beam that immediately takes effect

oh my god i can feel the effect…

if i was a robot id make sure i have an inbuilt red LED mode that turns on when im evil and then id use it as a threat whenever im minorly inconvenienced.

Nobody is immune to the neck kiss

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

the conceptual appeal of the tower to me is that it's a way of burying yourself alive by going upwards

who up building a monument to their own destruction and mistaking it for progress 💯

to me the thing about deification is that something fundamental is lost in the process

people can’t be immortal. so in order to be immortal you can’t be a person anymore. you have to be distilled. stripped of everything. till you come out the other side as an abstract concept.

"died and came back wrong" nah, died and came back an entirely different guy. like actually, that's just some random other dude. where did you get him

"imagine holding a boy down and chewing his wings off 😖😵‍💫" -posts an ant would make if they made tumblrs small enough

a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

premarital divorce

this is whatever those freaks from house md had going on

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN