"It's me. The guy"

four noobs huddled around a campfire telling each other scary stories about the mad troller

I'm really fascinated by the changes they made between the original web series and Nirvanna the Band the TV Show

Especially how the webisodes would sometimes show Matt and Jay with girls. But the TV show implies that they are pure loners, with literally no social contact outside of each other (and their omnipresent cameramen I guess). And that's why they're so naive and stunted. That is so much more tragic and emotionally resonant with me

been said before but like greatest argument for immigration to the us is that immigrants like the US more than americans do. I got scolded by a kuwaiti guy in a bar for being californian but not having read john steinbeck

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

Graphics cards were invented in 1998 by Bob Graphics when he tried to think twice at the same time

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

I hope tomorrow I wake up as thomas cromwell's gay nephew

*sighs dreamily* If I was thomas cromwell's gay nephew, I would help with court intrigue every day. He would teach me "ride bike" and "flatter monarch" and "haggle with flemish cloth merchants", every day.

People always get so weird about my participation in the Flat Earth Advocacy Group. For the last time, we aren't cranks, we aren't conspiracy theorists, we're definitely not geocentrists, and our policy think tank is fully aware of what shape the planet currently is