👼beetlelandia👼

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

I didn't think anything would top "You think you're so great because you have BOATS" (From Napoleon by Ridley Scott) but Nolan managed to surpass all expectations with "Our age of bronze is collapsing"

Swerved around an Amazon delivery van while riding one of those pay-by-the-minute e-scooters and had the sudden feeling that I was in the opening credits of some nostalgia-bait movie from 2052

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

why is kirby facing away from us

was it something i said

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

Hes like a bad roomba for floor pills

Grabbing onto my bitch Frankenstein rods when we fuck doggy