👼beetlelandia👼

Dude my roommate fucking hates it when we're hanging out naked on the couch and I start crawling my hand on him like a spider and call it mr spider and when he tells me to cut it out get really sad and start saying shit like "But Mr Spider LOVES to crawl on you!" and when he grabs my wrist to remove mr spider it breaks free and then starts crawling around even faster, and jumping, too,

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.