I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

What are they looking at?

people don’t talk about kissmessitude anymore. because of woke

big redrom is trying to hide the caliginous quadrant from you. you have to fight back and beat the shit out of your nemesis in a romantic way

plot twist: we all died on december 31, 2012 and this is hell

The Mayans were right

this is one of the most iconic posts on this web site. to me

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

they're called draconian laws because they were instituted by a cute dragon girl with cute lil horns and a big cute tail and an unbelievably harsh sense of justice

Such is the identity of Athen's first legislator; later historians would try to cover this up (changing the girl part because of misogyny and the dragon part because of anti-scalyism) but the truth is still known to the wise

seal point