a coffee maker that can even mop the floor

Pig from Tingle's Balloon Trip of Love

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

tfw this song is now old enough to vote in the US

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

That sounds really unusual I'm only motivated by being pelted with small pebbles in front of a braying crowd personally

haiku of despair

UFO 50 sketchbook scans. My main sketching time is before bed, while watching my wife play video games.

Work bitch

I'm Feeling Sinister...