Broken bones may break my bones, but they will never hurt me.

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

without hrt christmas is just cismas

this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this

over coffee with my mom this morning: “sometimes we hesitate to invite people into our life because we feel like our space isn’t good enough yet. things are a little messy, or our place settings don’t match, or our situation isn’t quite what we want it to be. don’t let that stop you. invite people in anyway.”

sorry but my pet phoenix died so i can't come out tonight :(

hi. yeah it's me again. you'll never guess what just happened.