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they got married btw

truly mystified by what people perceive to be blonde hair. if that shit is not light and very yellow how is it not fucking brown hair. I know a lot of people who were blonde as children continue to identify as such as they get older because of like white supremacy making being blonde feel more desirable than the alternative or something but this is crazy

Companies running out of ideas for quirky side characters why is there just a cube. Why is his name Frank

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

wait you might be on to something

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

I need to get to Seattle...

FTM is an acronym standing for Friday Monday Tuesday, in reference to the days of the week that socialist gatherings happened in Guilded Age Chicago

When someone says "he's FTM", it means he is a dedicated labor activist and attends every meeting

Also if you must install new walls, please for the love of God make them floor to ceiling, I want my bedroom to be an actual room

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.