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I. I need all the alignment chart memes. All. All of them. My hands are shaking. Please.
AIGHT YALL RB THIS POST WITH YOUR ALIGNMENT CHART BLANKS FOR THIS ANON
I’LL GO FIRST
I would let a racoon do surgery on me
Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a great heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold pizza slice
you do realize where racoons' little hands have been right
is that the...only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heart transplant?
Come on! They are so well known for washing their hands that they’s called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry about where their hands have been!
Well! you heard it folks, getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!
where is the raccoon getting the heart
don't worry about it
Bro quick kiss me on the lips I need it for character development
I’m the Animal and I kill things
thats so problematic
Literally rooting through your garbage for meats right now
you know there's an entire delicious steak here under this box held up by a stick
Oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah
Where’d the sun go

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comedy peaked when jim henson decided that the best way to show a character being blown up or jumping was to just throw the entire muppet around
whats better than this
for your consideration,
I HATE YOU
I deadass don't know how to respond.
just want to make sure this post is burned into everyone's retinas before yahoo answers shuts down
Pain. Agony, even.
high speed clownload
100 sillybytes per second
I am going to go fucking apeshit.
who’s got the line ready

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incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website
tumblr’s memories feature is other users, because every once in a while one of you motherfuckers will reblog a post i made in like 2012 and detonate all of my bones like they’re C4
in my notifications
You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s........
now get ready for the Screaming 20s - coming to a decade near you in 2020
is it too early or can we start screaming now
There’s actually a fair deal of overlap between cultural decades. So not only is it acceptable to start screaming now, we can keep screaming up to the mid 30′s.
I remember when this post was funny
I wonder what would happen if you tried to Pavlov yourself by punching yourself in the dick every time you started feeling anxiety. Would it work as intended, or would the threat of pain just make you anxious and eventually throw you in a perpetual state of dick-punching?
Just came up with a really good idea for a design. It’s one of those “Live, Laugh, Love” things except it says “Suck Dick on Accident”, overbearing cursive and everything.

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A non-exhaustive list of weird shit quarantine has made me do in the past few days
Never shut up about Danganronpa
Stumble across this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9wbDMsOwIo
Both discover and play “Frog Fractions”. That game’s fucking weird, man.
Read through damn near all of the Rules Of The Internet.
Try to get into hacking, only to immediately quit upon seeing how fucking complicated the tool I downloaded was.
Try in vain to find a way to play “Mogeko Castle” on my shitty MacBook Air. This wasn’t the first time, either.
Buy a Neon Genesis Evangelion face mask I’m probably never gonna use off of the internet.
Look up fidget spinner rule34 on two big hentai websites just because of a conversation I was having with my family. As I suspected, it exists. It’s all furry shit for some reason, though.
Change where I sleep on my bed in a desperate attempt to spice things up a little.
I learned how to play a few of the really short music loops from Yume Nikki on my electric piano though, so that was cool.
I have done so many shitty Quotev quizzes in the past week that I legitimately like punk metal again.
I came across somebody asking what Homestuck is in a Youtube comment section and started feeling old. I’m turning 16 in about a week. Luckily, though, I convinced them to stay away from it. I never even read up to when the trolls get introduced, and I’m still bearing the scars from that fandom.
Generally speaking, I’m reverting back to what I was like in 8th grade, which was really the closest thing I’ve ever had to an emo phase.
I saw somebody refer to Fried Noodles by Filthy Frank as “Fear and Misery” by Joji, and I damn near passed out. At least they haven’t touched Ramen King, though.
You ever just take a moment to think about what elementary/middle school you would think about current you if you ever happened to meet somehow? Like, all I gave a shit about back then was Five Nights At Freddy’s and reading as many realistic fiction/sci-fi novels as humanly possible. Now? I’m a bisexual weeb that likes traps and being a casually suicidal internet bastard child. Where would I even begin to explain that sorta shit to 11 y/o me? Like, he wouldn’t know what the fuck i’m talking about. He’d be busy reading James Patterson and crushing on girls that are obsessed with Jeff the Killer. If we met, he’d end up looking over my shoulder while I’m talking with my friends on Discord, he’d see my Astolfo profile pic, and it would just be downhill from there. Like, how the hell do you tell your average, blissfully ignorant 11 year old that not only is the super cutesy-looking anime girl you have as a profile picture not actually a girl, but that you’d also bone him if given the chance? Not only is talking with a kid about that sort of thing weird on so many levels, but imagine what he’d think about you. Not to mention how fucking often I casually say dumb shit like “I wanna fucking die” and “I’m genuinely motherfucking autistic”. Honestly, I’m scared about what I’ve become. I’d hate to see how I’d react if I knew I was gonna end up like this in high school.