🏳️‍⚧️ Is A Belle 🔔

“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

“i dont want to be a burden” dude i found the point of it all thanks to you. i realised the joy of existing is doing so with you bro

"i don't want to be a burden" you're worth carrying. i don't care if you'd be worth it to you; you're worth it to me. i smile every time i think of you. and buddy you're just gonna have to figure out how to cope w that <3

"I don't want to be a burden" human hands and arms and hearts are made for carrying.

having a crush is so embarrassing like. you got me pregnant. with feelings. just by hanging out. Are you going to take responsibility for our child.

I really love when cats use their front legs to hold something in place while they use their back legs to kick the absolute shit out of it

im explosion lover so its very pretty

Vargskelethor Joel: [Footage of Super Mario 64 is paused as he drags an image of a jug of orange juice into Mario's mouth] ough he's getting that glonch

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

i fucking love reactions in texting apps like discord. theyve revolutionized how i communicate. i can put a bug on your message

the nice thing about slimegirls is that's it's sort of an auxiliary girltype. like you could be basically any other type of girl and also a slimegirl and it would work perfect easy. you should try it. you should be a slime girl

everyone get slimier now

gentle reminder that if u feel hungry soon after eating, it might be bc you’re eating mostly carbs without adding enough protein. try eating a handful of nuts or smthing alongside your next meal.

and you don’t have to change the recipe or anything! you can eat what you were going to, just add some cheese cubes or a handful of nuts or salami slices on the side. u don’t have to change your meals, just add a little extra protein

thats nice but what do I need to do If I wake up around 3 am every other night with an unquenchable hunger for flesh even tho I ate normal balanced meals trough the day?

spoonful of peanut butter

"why do you keep calling things you find beautiful, inexplicable, and unsettling angels" i'm just doing what british wartime radar technicians did first

the editing in this is incredible