got my milf card and came back

not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldnt assume they are!! i of course am but not everyone is

happy pride month to this post specifically

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i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

can the skinnyfat homie rockin the cargo shorts hit it just this one time

I need to make something really elaborate and cool (doesn't move

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

GIRLS IN MY PHONE. WE CAN DO IT

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

i hope something good happens to me. i hope something good happens to you too. i hope something good happens to all of us soon

Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.

If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

The writer's very obvious, explicit and honestly excessive fetishes. Honestly it makes me think she has a deep and nameless longing she refuses to touch long enough to write about. Maybe something in her-- oh she's writing about hypnosis now? Huh, okay