got my milf card and came back

not everyone that loves horror is fucked in the head and you shouldnt assume they are!! i of course am but not everyone is

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

Really going to let dentoids win without a fight?

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.

calling them wild animals is an insult to nature

sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons

I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father

Die Babbu

^ This Die Babbu

Hell on babbu technique

doomscrolling tiktok together and I turn to you and ask, "why doesn't your algorithm recommend any videos with Black people?"

Work it grandma

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton