Well, it's a blog, probably.

Today (2/2) is literally a Twosday.

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

@urulokid

casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

#NoOffense but anyone else think its a little problematic that you kill people (including teenage girls and endangered animals) in ‘overwatch’ and nobody questions or bats an eyelash at what theyre doing :/ im just saying

Why are yall ignoring this lmao… too afraid to admi that you like something thats frankly kinda fucked up?

winston killed my family and stole my college tuition

Torbjorn set up a turret in front of my son’s room so that if he ever leaves it he’ll die

Symmetra set up all her turrets the hallway leading to my garage and now I can’t drive anywhere without going through the car wash

Roadhog saw me buying ham at the grocery store and he hooked me through 6 aisles and a starbucks

Sombra changed my wifi password and she won’t tell me what it is

Junkrat lit my lawn on fire and called me a cunt

Genji stabbed me in the chest screaming something about his brother then anime-ran away

Reaper set my alarm clock to Papa Roach and I can’t change it

OP is prime Anti right here n im dying

Hanzo is constantly perching on my roof ready to scatter arrow me in the legs whenever i come out the front door

McCree stun fan the hammered me while I was just trying to walk to the bus station

Zarya won’t stop benchpressing my car and is making me an hour late to work

Doomfist levelled my apartment and wont stop calling me @ 2:30am to ask if my fridge is running

Mercy stole all the food in my pantry and replaced it with bandaids. we are so hungry

Mei froze all my ramen and called me a cuck.

D.va broke all my soulcalibur records and replaced every snack in my pantry with her own brand stuff

zenyatta didn’t do anything, but i slipped on one of his balls like a fuckin dumbass so jot that down in the record

Pharah shot a concussion blast at my feet and knocked me into oncoming traffic

Tracer took me back in time to 1847 and now I’m a slave.

The main contradiction of liberal democracy is that it has largely been shaped through a history of various forms of illegal civil disobedience against entrenched power structures. Such civil disobedience is (retrospectively) seen as justified, and the people committing it are (retrospectively) seen as heroes…but each successive generation is asked to believe that any further civil disobedience would be unreasonable.

each successive generation is asked to believe that any further civil disobedience would be unreasonable.

This is why the GOP is attacking higher education with their Tax bill.

I think a lot about this.

The degree to which THG movies play into exactly the things the story condemns will never not be staggering to me

please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Ken™

gay history

The immortals are getting bold.

One of those is… Weird Al…

Weird Al has barely aged since the 90s, why is anyone surprised he’s immortal