Voltaire was a punk bitch

Thinking about the Hadestown proshot and Orpheus being introduced wiping down a table with his back to the audience. Hermes has to call out to him again to get him to take his opening bow, and for the show to start, Orpheus has to turn around.

Actually I hear hbo’s just waiting for martin to die so they can release the actual best piece of asoiaf media which is a sequel to got where king bran i’s son’s attempts to cement his dynasty which rose from the ashes of the civil war are hamstrung by his inability to produce an heir with the daughter of the prince of dorne and the story follows his social climbing advisor tommen crummel’s attempts to get him to break with the faith of the seven in favour of the theses proposed by a septon from across the narrow sea called martyn of (I am politely yet forcefully escorted off the stage)

the thing is. hades would also look back. he thinks he wouldn't. but he would.

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

"Celeborn will be a calming influence on Galadriel" You fools. YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS. YOU HAVE MISREAD THE WIFEGUY MANUAL. HE WILL BE 10/10 DOWN FOR THE UNHINGINESS. HE WILL BE GIL-GALAD'S SECOND HEADACHE. PREPARE FOR THE LESLIE KNOPE AND BEN WYATT OF MIDDLE-EARTH.

Guys I think I'm a Celedriel prophet