for the rest of my life

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

if i want to listen to the same song sixty-four times in a row that’s my own business. it’s between me and god. this is a private dance

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

please. ....... im begging you..........give male cartoon characters eyelashes..........boys....theyhave eyelashes...in real life.........p lease.m

This has always weirdly bothered me.

It’s #WorldMentalHealthDay, check in on your friends, say good morning to a stranger, take some time, drink water, be kind to yourself, talk about mental health.

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

on all levels except physical I’m tenderly holding a chicken in my arms

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

since all kinds of vintage/older things have been making combacks can tech companies bring back colorful clear plastic that shows the insides? that would be so sexy