"Why?"

What part of that is upcycled?

the classic Finnish mix of extreme dutifulness and “we will make actual conversation after a silent interaction trial period of 6 weeks, thank you” can be really funny sometimes. told my coworker that I’d like to save the coffee grounds the workplace generated and take them home “for my mushrooms and worms” and she was just like “okei” and dutifully saved every single grounds-filled filter for weeks and weeks. about five weeks into this whole thing, after I thank her for the coffee grounds and tell her my worms must love them because they’re breeding very enthusiastically, she finally asks “so your worms… do they have a purpose or are they just… worms”. like sure I’ll save you all these coffee grounds every single time I drink coffee, 3+ times a day, but god forbid I inquire about your specific worm habits before propriety allows it. you could be eating them for breakfast for all I know but that’s your business

this post has been up for so long I’m at a new workplace now, and here’s a new one: someone finally getting a close enough look at the jar of homemade nut butter I’d been using to make snacks for days (in a reused jar, still with the pesto label on it), realising the contents were not as advertised, and saying with poorly concealed relief “ai!!! you weren’t spreading pesto on bananas!” like she’d been quietly dying inside the whole time but had grimly committed herself to never ever presuming to ask wtf was going on

@glittering-galaxy-grapes

Today my friends sent me a meme about how “The only reason there are still pyramids in Egypt is because they’re too large for the British to steal”, and they thought it was just a joke until I pulled out the “Germany stole the fricking GATE of Babylon, that’s absolutely the reason the pyramids are still there”. o.O

Joku onnekas yli 20-vuotias pääsee huomenna vaahtokylpyy :3

Must tuntuu et ruokasota tekee kaikkee muuta paitsi raikastaa :D

Mä samaan aikaan kyseenalastan tätä ja samaa aikaa tää piristää mun päivää aivan saatanasti ja mun aivot on solmussa

Toi meowth muute taitaa olla mun ihan eka pokemonpehmo :D

Noni ny oon käyttäny Meowthin kattoos purjeveneitä, kaksia raunioita, Aku Ankan autoa ja yht museoo. Tän päivän aikana.

Hammaskeijut munii vauvojen ikenii ja ne poikaset elää toukkina maitohampaitten sisäl, siks ne hakee ne irronneet hampaat et saa lapset kotii ennen ku ne tulee ulos ja koteloituu

miksei = whyn’t 

muttei = butn’t