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still fuckin hate that âbee-free honeyâ thatâs made fromâĻâĻâĻ apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples
A farmer, by hand and with love and care
wild bees still sexin em up when heâs not looking
old mccuckhold had a farm it seems
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This is a stupid conversation! and I'm not going to continue it! literally so fucking correct
What Iâm really proud of is the fact that he made SURE the audience understood why the caller was being an idiot. He made a PERFECT comparison, gave the caller an honest chance to re-evaluate and change his mind. His point landed, everyone knew it, even the caller (note his pause and almost hesitancy after being asked).
But when the caller decided to bulldoze on anyway, because god forbid actually listen to the other person in the conversation, the expert cut him off and refused his time. And good for him.
[VD: A tweet by @ g33kgurli, tweeted at 9:47 PM on Dec 17, 2021. It reads, "Perhaps the best clap back to antivaxxers and antimaskers." Attached is a video from The Thom Hartmann Program, where Hartmann is talking with a caller. The conversation goes as follows:
Caller: Hey Thom. Uh, I was listening to you for the last hour so, um, I heard survival of the fittest. Um, you know some of us choose not to vaccinate and uh--
Hartmann: You're nuts, Nicholas.
Caller: --because we work very hard about staying fit, eating healthy, and our natural immune system.
Hartmann: So Nicholas if you're so healthy, would you have unprotected sex with somebody who has syphilis or gonorrhea?
Caller: You're missing the point.
Hartmann: No, I'm not missing the point. They're contagious diseases. Would you have unprotected sex with somebody who has syphilis and gonorrhea and not worry about it because you're so healthy?
Caller: [pause] No, I wouldn't do that.
Hartmann: Okay, then why would you expose yourself to covid without having some protection?
Caller: Because the protection is my natural immunity.
Hartmann: No, it's not. Tell that--
Caller: Yes, yes, my natural immune system--
Hartmann: Tell that to eight hundred thousand dead Americans. Nicholas, this is- this is a stupid conversation and I'm not going to continue it.
/end VD]
Everyone whoâs ever died of a disease had an immune system
leave your laundry on the floor for them
I know her tumblr would be fire
One of my sister's friends posted something about her attic being creepy and it ended up getting 50k notes as everyone argued about why it was creepy, whether it was real, and if it was actually just perfectly reasonable.
Candace would have dozens of posts like that with her describing some crazy shenanigans of her brothers and a couple weirdly out of focus pics attached.
They'd blow up initially with people scoffing about how dumb it is but then someone pipes up with "oh yeah the rocket race around the world was crazy when they came through our town". And suddenly other people are adding their own photos or reblogs.
Sadly when Candice thinks she has proof and shows her mom, Tumblr's search function tells her they can't find any records of her own post.
important addition
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Like, I'm not gonna tell anyone where their personal boundaries ought to lie, but if you can't deal with sibling incest, gothic horror is maybe not the right genre for you. Incest and cannibalism as signifiers of moral degeneration are kind of the genre's whole deal. I'm not defending that, I'm just pointing out that if you're gonna keep on coming back to gothic horror media and being surprised when somebody ends up fucking their sister every single time it happens, what we have on our hands is a failure of pattern recognition.
#in a comedy somebody is gonna suffer improbable misfortunes #in an action movie somebody is gonna get into fistfights on top of moving trains #and in gothic horror somebody is gonna shtoink blood relatives and eat human flesh #this is not rocket science
one thing youâd have to hand it to the british. wanker is such a funny derogatory term to call someone. like donât trust him bro I heard heâs always jerking his thang messystyle
In the mid-1950s in the PnFverse, there was a highly-charged anti-palindrome atmosphere in Britain that forced people with names that were palindromes to go into hiding.
my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM
oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing
YOURE ALL SO MEAN TO MY BOY
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So I have this headcanon about Larry...
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hyperfixating on this is not enough i need to eat it
Christians with jesus christ
why is there a new popular post with a joke about eucharist every week on this website
Mass is on Sundays
Imagine showing up to work one day and people are like "jesus fucking christ there's a corpse in here", herd you to the back room and everyone who sees you also agrees that there is now a dead body where you are sitting, with the appropriate amount of shock and disgust about it. You figure it's some kind of a prank that they're pulling, but also the people that you know aren't into pranks, or aren't very good actors, are treating you like a corpse. They go weirdly back and forth between talking about you as if you're not there, and politely asking you to stay still while they figure out who you're supposed to call in case of a dead body randomly appearing.
Paramedics show up, study you thoroughly and agree that while they can't see any apparent sign of death, you are, indeed, dead, and ask you to climb aboard the ambulance. You're taken to the temporary corpse storage that hospitals have.
On the way there you ask them whether this kind of shit happens often, and while they won't look at you, the paramedics agree that they've never had a talking corpse before, though they won't question the fact that you're moving on your own.
You're eventually led to a morgue, where you're shown a slab to lay on, and at this point you don't really even question it, you just climb onto the Corpse Shelf and lay down, maybe have a little nap, with no idea what's going to happen next.
Then you wake up to someone walking into the morgue, who has the shit scared out of them when you move, and they're like "dude what the fuck, you're not supposed to be here, this place is for storing dead bodies" and when you're like "aw man sorry I thought I was a dead body" they have no idea whether you're joking and they don't care, you're just chased out of there.
And you just kinda go home and take a shower, show up to work normally the next day and nobody questions it.
And basically that's probably how those ants feel when scientists spray them with the Pheromone That Dead Ants Smell Like, and just hang out at the dead-ant-pile until the smell wears off.
I was waiting to find out what social issue this was going to be a metaphor for, so that ending really punched me in the face.
This new kafka story goes hard
Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"
humans be like staple crop
staple crop to what
directly to forehead
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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA
"I don't need a shopping list; with effort, I will remember that I need this item"
Okay but will you be able to remember that you already bought it? Because apparently I can't.
They're can openers.
So again, why are they shaped like this? I've never seen a can-opener like this
This is the right shape
That's a Klingon weapon.
person out here using wwi can openers
I've never seen a can opener that's not shaped like
outside of like, American movies? Where are y'all getting CAN OPENERS WITH HANDLES?
Well I got these ones from Kmart. From memory I think they each cost about six bucks. (About $4US)
what is wrong with all of you? here is the opener!
Just looking at this picture is giving me tetanus.
#jesus christ people are really out here using can openers from the bronze age#op is the only person in this thread with normal can openers and they have 3 of them
They're all using these dangerous weapons because I'm hoarding all the good can openers
The earliest version of this type of can opener was patented in 1926, and went into production around 1930 or 1931.
The Swing-A-Way model #407 has been in production since 1955 and has sold an estimated 100 million plus units.
The Bunker company was purchased by the Rival Company and was manufacturing can openers based on this design effectively since 1931 up to the present day (currently owned by Rubbermaid).
There have been a large number of improvements to the design but it remains in production to this day including under more or less the unchanged original patent. Many can openers even incorporate a small hook into their design which can be used as a bottle opener, or similar to the lever type can openers above.
Just so everyone on this thread knows, they also come in electric. Which can be very useful after you slice your hands open on that trench warfare shit.
after that cursed butter denier yesterday and now this, i'm starting to think half of tumblr users are visitors from some kind of Dickensian alternate reality where everything to do with food is crusty and depressing
Why does the box of that electric can opener demonstrate the opener being used on a can with a pull top
Reblogging again because I do actually have something to say to this. I own both, like one of those thingies OP has, and like an ANCIENT canopener. And like those things OP had just survive a year or two, then they don't open cans anymore and are just frustrating BUT the ancient canopener? It works so perfectly fine and well. I think it is still from my great grandmother. And it just fucking SLAPS.
It might last longer but my wrists when I have to use it don't. Those old openers are fucking hell on the hands. I can get a new can opener easier than I can get new joints.
Especially since you already have three of them
I love the migration in this post from ADHD purchasing to can opener discourse. You don't get this shit on any other site.
So there's a good reason to show the electric opener doing its thing on a pop-top can: pop-tops are great if you have the hand strength for them, which is not all that likely if you're buying an electric can opener because leverage makes modern turn-the-handle wheel-type manual can openers about the minimum force necessary for opening a can. I have arthritic hands, and let me tell you, I notice that pulling off a pop-top can's pop top takes more effort than turning the handle on my Swing-A-Way. So they took the product photo with a pop-top so that even if you don't notice the text on the box saying that it works on them, you can be sure it will do that.
if a Tumblr post is reblogged enough times it eventually becomes about everything
All this talk of can openers and not one mention of a good old-fashioned wall-mounted can opener?
I'm just saying that if you had one of these screwed to your pantry door you wouldn't have accidently bought three of them.
because you would have a permanent bruise on your arm where you keep walking into it.
It clearly folds away. You can see the hinge in the picture. Also, who the hell is walking around inside their pantry???
Me when I retrieve cans of chunky chilli beef. And if I remembered to fold things away I would also remember that I already own can openers.
