can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

Let's fucking grab this Wednesday by the nothing

for my executive dysfunction humans who need any vegetable: microwave steamers. chop a veggie, put in steamer with some water, microwave it for five minutes and eat it with a nice sauce. glorious and simple

gooner this gooner that, you can just jerk off, I promise. It’s literally fine. Nobody is going to yell at you.

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

just saw a 'comments' tab on someones blog you know where the following and likes tabs would be if enabled and it was just showing all the replies theyve made on peoples posts. this is fascinating when did this feature come out

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third