I Am Very Drunk

There are absolutely no Paul x Reader fanfics SO HERE WE GOOO.

-The way they yell “Russia!”

-The fact that they’re having a party in a shed with tires and other miscellaneous garbage on the roof

-The vodka induced singing and dancing

-The fact that it’s Russian pop

-The one obviously drunk guy in the bottom left corner who looks like he’s challenging the cameraman to a fight

SHES IN A PRISON CELL

DONT BE AFRAID OF IT, SHITS NOT EVEN PLUGGED IN

really tHERE ISNT EVEN A KEYBOARD

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

I swear to god that google translator better be right.  

Tom.

…

Tom?

…

Are you okay, Tom?

I’m fine.

…. I love you.