on par with the pear

Me [31f] and my boyfriend [31m] have been long distance dating for three months. We met on the Jeremy Renner app, and it shut down before we could get each other’s numbers or other social medias. What do we do now?

Or you should lose weight and we’ll run tests again.

Doctors irl: hmm this might just be your new ‘normal’

My blog policy is If you see something, say something

i find it absolutely hilarious when brands sell “grunge” fashion (raggedy flannels, ripped jeans, etc.) when that look originated from grunge band members being dirt poor and buying everything from goodwill and salvation army

this post is from oct 30 2017 and i still agree why are rich people like this

Also the fashion was started by lesbians. Courtney Love once said Kurt Cobain just started dressing like her lesbian friends and that’s when it blew up

Dirt poor lesbians are the real trend setters send tweet

was in TSA this morning and the agent asked me "do you have anything in your pockets or any small devices in your bags" and i was really tired and i ended up saying "all that i am has already been laid bare" and i felt like i was from the bible for a second

and then everyone clapped.

is it really so difficult to believe that i said something mildly funny in public

i know tarrare is the joke of the hour but its so incredibly fucked up how even now no one has any concrete explanation for what his condition was and a case like it hasn’t been recorded since. Like literally what the fuck. He’s like a really shitty x-men 

so much fat positivity revolves around sexual prowess . what about 10 yr old kids getting bullied for their weight u gonna tell them "dont cry dude ur so thicc" like what lmao

I will always love this.

what if we kissed in minecraft boat (and we’re both bees)

Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.

Operation Gay Spite has claimed its first straight relationship! I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder of anything in my life!

If making lunch broke them up it was never a good one in the first place

He gets it.

Venom sequel where eddie is nominated for queer eye

I NEED THIS