there is no theme

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

I try and avoid engagementbait when I can but look at his EYES

back in the day i used to read books

its incredibly funny to me that the rest of the internet thinks tumblr is some sort of internet deadzone but every reference they make can be traced back to this website somehow. they dont think they’re quoting a tumblr post from 2011 but they are. they think they came up with goncharov but don’t know it started with a fucking shoe

touching grass isn't enough we should be staging small community productions of shakespeare

Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl

one of my favorite genres of post is "evocative imagery"

Don't let libertarians see this they'll die

Everclear is what we have instead of universal healthcare.

Subtle foreshadowing.

1. I am howling with laughter 2. This friendgroup takes such good care of each other.

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

Yes, that’s. That’s where we are.